Week 18, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Packers Are Dead, Jags Win The South, Who's Back And Billy Went To The Bottom Of The East River

Doug Pederson gets my vote for NFL Coach of the Year

Doug Pederson is gonna get my coach of the year vote. Trevor Lawrence looks like he is like the next guy.

Malik Willis is so bad he might be cut by the Titans next year

How bad is Malik Willis to not be getting to start? He's gotta be so bad that there's a good chance that they cut him next year. That he's not even on the roster. Because if you have a rookie that you spent a decent drafting... and he's so bad that you won't let him even see the field in a playoff game.

Derek Carr was born to be an Indianapolis Colt

Derek Carr just, he feels like a Colt. He feels like he was born to be an Indianapolis Colt.

The Dolphins should fire Mike McDaniel to guarantee another playoff appearance

The Dolphins have made the playoffs three times in the last 20 years and all of them with first year head coaches. Tony Sparano, Adam Gase, Mike McDaniel... Why not just fire him? Fire him. Get somebody new in there, get some new blood. You have a better chance.

Sam Ehlinger would succeed in a Kyle Shanahan offense

If [Sam Ehlinger] was in a Shanahan offense, I think he'd have a lot of success.

The Bears should use a 'smokescreen' about drafting a QB to drive up the #1 pick's value

I want everyone to know that what I'm about to say is smokescreen. Justin Fields might not be the guy. The Bears might draft a quarterback... You better trade and trade a lot for that number one pick here.

Aaron Rodgers has officially retired from football

I think he's retired. I think he's done. He didn't talk much after the game. They asked him for a jersey swap. He said no, hang on to this one. And then he walked into the hallway with Randall Cobb arm in arm... as a body language expert, I think that Aaron Rodgers has retired from football as first reported by Pardon My Take.

Jared Goff is the franchise quarterback for the Detroit Lions

Dan Campbell's building something and guess what? I think Jared Goff is his, the quarterback... he is fucking good.

Having the #1 overall pick is the second-best outcome a team can have

I'd actually argue that the number one pick, if you can't win the Super Bowl, that's the second best spot to be in. Number one pick. Give the number one pick. Otherwise you just get really tired and you have to go through the playoffs. You're just a loser. Number one pick when the calendar turns, who's in the driver's seat? The number one pick.

Sean McVay is taking a hiatus from coaching

I think that he's actually done... If you get into media, all of a sudden you're working around all other media people... He should have retired after last year. Go make a shitload of money on TV... pick a spot that's like set up for the future.

The Buccaneers will beat the Cowboys in the Wild Card round

Tom Brady has never lost to the Cowboys... I'm gonna say [the spread is] a pick'em. I love the Bucks in this. Did you see the Cowboys today? Dog shit. Team Brady's never lost to. Shit organization.

Dak Prescott stinks and I don't believe in him

Dak Prescott seven straight games with an interception. Yeah. He stinks. He's bad. I don't believe in him whatsoever. I'm sorry. I just don't.