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Wild Card Weekend, Kyle Long Calls In And Retires, + Hank Soggy Sorrows
A Wild Wild Card Weekend. We start with the fastest 2 minutes ( - ). The Bills Texans game was absolutely insane and Josh Allen was equal parts electric and crazy ( - ). The Patriots lose and people are asking if this is the end ( - ). Saints lose a shocker and Kirk Cousins gets his signature win ( - ). Jadaveon Clowney cheap shots Carson Wentz and Russ Wilson keeps the Seahawks season alive ( -). Who's back of the week including documentaries and a review of "Dont Fuck With Cats" coming Wednesday ( - ). We call Kyle Long who retired on Sunday night to find out what a freshly retired Football Player thinks . Jason Garrett is finally fired, we think. And Hank does Soggy Sorrows for the Patriots loss ().
Recap
Big CatThe 2020 Wild Card weekend was the most thrilling one in history
That was an insane, insane wild card weekend. Probably, I wouldn't say the best wild card weekend because I honestly just can't remember all the wild card weekends off the top of my head. But it was probably the most thrilling.
HankThe Patriots dynasty is not over despite losing to the Titans
The season is finished. The dynasty is not done. ... I don't see Brady going anywhere else. I understand that it's the first time in his career he can do whatever he wants, but realistically, it's one of those things where you can do whatever you want, but you don't want to leave your job.
HankJameis Winston is worth more money than Tom Brady right now
Who's worth more money, Jameis Winston or Tom Brady? Jameis. ... He's just got more years. Yeah, he's 26. And he's a future Hall of Famer.
HankI would rather have a bad quarterback than draft Tua Tagovailoa
I don't want to deal with the bullshit media for like a year being like Tua and Tua and Tua. ... I'd rather have a bad quarterback than a good quarterback. ... A Big Ten, some Big Ten, or like random MAC quarterback.
Big CatThe Saints would have won if they kept Taysom Hill on the field
But if Taysom Hill stays out there, they win that game. ... Taysom Hill was electric. He was the best player on the field.
PFT CommenterKirk Cousins will fail against the 49ers in the divisional round
Kirk Cousins wasn't incredible in this game. Oh, he's going to shit down his leg in San Francisco in a week.
Big CatJadeveon Clowney's hit on Carson Wentz was assault
Jadavion Clowney with the cheapest hit on Carson Wentz concusses him. ... Anyone who's calling Carson Wentz injury prone off of that is fucking bullshit because Jadavion Clowney assaulted him.
PFT CommenterSean Payton will leave the Saints for the Dallas Cowboys and take Taysom Hill with him
Ooh, what about... You think what I'm thinking? Sean Payton. Sean Payton just lost today. It's true. He's been linked. He's got family in Dallas. ... Taysom Hill goes with him. Like Al Pacino and Willie Beeman.
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterThe Washington Capitals will win the 2020 Stanley Cup
My who's back of the week is the Washington Capitals. So it is 2020. It is even year bullshit for the Capitals. They win the Stanley Cup every year. They won in 2018. They're about to win it again.
Big CatDerrick Henry would rush for 400 yards in an NFL game if given 57 carries
If he played the worst team in the NFL, he could probably get, if he ran him 57 times, he could probably get 400 yards.