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Blake Griffin

Blake Griffin

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Take Slip·Jun 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-0613-5668
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Pat Bev has a more Hall of Fame-worthy career than I do

I actually do not disagree with that at all. I you look at the scope of work... just the way he took players under his wing... I respect his opinion. I actually, I think I agree with him. I think he probably gets the nod over myself.

Purely subjective comparison of careers and Hall of Fame value.
Open
Take Slip·Jun 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-0613-5670
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Thunder will still win the NBA Finals despite being down 2-1

I'm gonna go Oklahoma City still. I'm gonna stick with my original prediction. I'm not gonna change after a two-one lead. I'm gonna say Oklahoma City. They, they, they, they gotta win game four and it's a three game series and two of 'em are home for them.

Outcome of the fictional 2025 Finals between Thunder and Pacers is unknown.
Win
Take Slip·Jul 12, 2024
#PMT-2024-0712-3069
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

I do not want a championship ring from the 2024 Boston Celtics

I greatly appreciate that sentiment, but I am truly so happy for those guys and you know, they deserved it. And again, did your part though... but I don't want the ring. I think that that equals no ring.

This is a personal decision about receiving an honor.
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Take Slip·Apr 17, 2024
#PMT-2024-0417-3561
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Kyrie Irving is the most talented basketball player in the NBA

I think he's the most talented basketball player in the NBA, maybe still. It's a weird thing to say because there's so many talented guys, but the things he does at his stature... he probably has like three of the top five things craziest things I've seen in practice of all time.

This is an expert opinion from a peer that cannot be definitively proven or disproven.
Win
Take Slip·Apr 17, 2024
#PMT-2024-0417-3562
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Joe Mazzulla's authenticity is why he will be a great coach for a long time

I think that's one of the most important things about head coaches is the authenticity. Like guys can sniff through it immediately... that's just who he's, so I think that's why he's, he's gonna be a great coach for a long time.

Mazzulla led the Celtics to the 2024 NBA Championship shortly after this interview, validating the 'great coach' take.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 26, 2024
#PMT-2024-0226-2097
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Boston Celtics are heavy favorites to win the 2024 NBA championship

I think yeah, they're my favorites... I don't wanna put bad juju on 'em, but Yeah, they're heavy favorites in my mind.

The Boston Celtics defeated the Dallas Mavericks in the 2024 NBA Finals to win the championship.
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Take Slip·Jul 28, 2021
#PMT-2021-0728-8588
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

I prefer the easy way out when it comes to championships

I prefer the easy way out. Kinda my thing. I don't know this, and there's a good parody in the Blake via context. And then Brooks being a newcomer. Oh, is he hasn't gotten one yet, but Blake, Blake Bortles has won and, and it's been a, it's been a tough race.

Blake Griffin did indeed join the Nets in March 2021 to chase a ring. This is a subjective humorous statement.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 19, 2021
#PMT-2021-0319-14261
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

I considered Boston, Golden State, and Portland before signing with the Nets

I will tell you some of the teams... I really liked Boston. I really liked Golden State. I really liked Portland. There was a few other teams... but I had a tough decision. But ultimately, I had to do what was best for me and I think my ability to get a dunk.

This is a personal account of his own free agency process.
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Take Slip·Jun 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0608-3088
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Any move I make is by definition a 'Blake move' because I am a Blake

I seem to subscribe to the thought that any move I do is a Blake move because I am a Blake and I'm not sure that you guys can quite speak to that because you've never been a Blake.

This is a tautological and subjective joke based on the show's recurring bit.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0608-3089
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

NBA players will be mostly fine and ready once the playoffs start in Orlando

I feel like once they get to the actual playoffs, like I think guys will be fine. The only thing I'm really worried about is like injuries. But I think they put enough time in to allow guys to be prepared as possible. But, yeah, there will be some rust, but I don't think it will be too bad.

The NBA Bubble was widely praised for the high quality of play and the competitive intensity once the playoffs began.
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Take Slip·Jun 8, 2020
#PMT-2020-0608-3091
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The NBA season should start on Christmas Day to avoid competing with football

I do think that we should we should push our start date back just because we're having we're competing against college football and nfl football just so big. I feel like the casual fan of sports doesn't really care about basketball until christmas anyway.

The NBA has flirted with this but hasn't permanently moved its start date to December yet.
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Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019
#PMT-2019-0722-4748
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Winning Blake of the Year is like winning a low Division II championship

True story... I was on a flight when the Blake of the Year came out, and when I landed in Atlanta, you would have thought I had just literally won like a low Division II championship.

Subjective comparison of award prestige.
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Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019
#PMT-2019-0722-4749
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

I don't think Chris Paul will stay in Oklahoma City because they aren't contenders

I just can't see [Chris Paul] really like – Thunder's not really in a position to be like a playoff team or at least contend so I don't know if I see him staying there. At this point in his career I'm sure like the ring is the main objective.

Chris Paul did stay in OKC for the full season and surprisingly led them to the 5th seed in the playoffs before being traded the following year.
Win
Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019
#PMT-2019-0722-4750
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

NBA parity is in a great place because there is no clear favorite this year

I actually think it's great for basketball. I mean, the parity in basketball now is... I don't think you can really go into the season this year being like this team is going to win and the odds are stacked. It's going to be like good for basketball.

The 2019-2020 season was indeed wide open, ending with the Lakers winning in the bubble, followed by several different champions in subsequent years.
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Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019
#PMT-2019-0722-4751
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Golden State would have won the championship if they were healthy

I think Golden State would have won this year [2019] if they were healthy. Like no question.

This is an unprovable hypothetical, though many experts agree.
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Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019
#PMT-2019-0722-4752
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

It's very lame when NBA players get upset about their 2K ratings

Very [lame], yeah. Because it has no control over how you actually are as a player.

Subjective opinion on player behavior.
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Take Slip·Jul 12, 2019
#PMT-2019-0712-515
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Winning 'Blake of the Year' makes a career's worth of naysayers and haters worth it.

I'd like to thank my family for believing me this whole time. Obviously, there's been a lot of ups and downs and a lot of naysayers, a lot of haters, but somehow we made it here. I'm at a loss for words. ... At the end of the day, it's worth it.

Loss
Take Slip·Jun 3, 2019
#PMT-2019-0603-1815
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Milwaukee Bucks were lucky to play the Pistons in the first round

Milwaukee's lucky. We played him four times in the regular season, lost all four. But, like, I guarantee you if we play a ninth [game].

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The Bucks swept the Pistons easily, and Detroit has not been a serious contender since.
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Take Slip·Mar 11, 2019
#PMT-2019-0311-13048
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Detroit sports fans are better than L.A. fans because they are more 'locked in'

I actually really do like the sports fans [in Detroit]. There's good sports fans in L.A., but there's so much stuff going on that people don't really care that much. So Detroit, when you're rolling, it feels like everywhere you go, people know what's going on. They know whether you lost last night. I love fans that actually know what's going on.

Subjective comparison of fanbases.
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Take Slip·Mar 11, 2019
#PMT-2019-0311-13049
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

If I were Zion Williamson, I would play again for Duke this season

Yeah, I would play. At the end of the day, you've got to play basketball. I totally get it. If he wanted to sit out, I wouldn't be like, 'oh, that's BS.' If he wants to sit out, cool, but I personally would play.

Zion did eventually return for the ACC and NCAA tournaments.
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Take Slip·Jun 18, 2018
#PMT-2018-0618-1672
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

LeBron James has the prototypical NBA body, not a super jacked one

LeBron's a big, strong guy, but he's not like... I feel like people think he's just jacked from head to toe, and I feel like he's got big shoulders. He's got the prototypical NBA body, like a smaller chest, skinny waist, and big arms.

This is a subjective anatomical observation by a peer.
Push
Take Slip·May 6, 2018
#PMT-2018-0506-19752
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Baker Mayfield is a great competitor and will be successful with the Browns

No, [Baker Mayfield] is going to be great. He's, you know what, he's just got this thing about him that... Baker, he's just like a competitor, man. Like, I was happy to see him go number one. If anybody can, like, move forward with the Browns [it's him].

Mayfield had some success with the Browns, including a playoff win, but was eventually traded. His career has been a rollercoaster, making 'great' a stretch, though he found a second wind in Tampa.
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#PMT-2018-0117-19272
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The tunnel scuffle with the Rockets was just locker room talk and boys being boys

I can't imagine what everybody back in town was thinking when they heard that is what was happening... Continuity error. No, you're right. It was just a boys will be boys situation... Locker room talk. Yeah, exactly.

Griffin is offering a personal perspective on a personal event.
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#PMT-2017-0619-18080
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Madison Square Garden is the best place to play in the NBA

My number one pick, my favorite city always to visit is New York. The Garden is one of the most fun places to play. Just the energy, even when they're not as good or even if they have more hype. It's always a good crowd, great city.

This is a subjective player opinion widely shared by many NBA stars.
Win
#PMT-2017-0619-18081
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Phoenix is a sleeper NBA city with huge potential

Number two, kind of a sleeper city for me, is Phoenix. Young. It's a good time. Great weather always. I like to get in there a little early. Just take my claim, put them on the Mount Rushmore, and then when they do blow up, it's like, hey, I was here from the beginning.

The Suns eventually became a powerhouse and top destination again with the arrival of Chris Paul and Kevin Durant.
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Take Slip·May 10, 2017
#PMT-2017-0510-6918
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The San Antonio Spurs are a tougher matchup for the Warriors than the Houston Rockets

I can't not put my money on the Spurs. They're just like that team that always finds a way to get wins. Not saying they're going to win, but to get a win for sure, I think I'd have to go Spurs.

The Spurs advanced to play the Warriors in the WCF but were swept 4-0 (though Kawhi Leonard was injured in Game 1). The Rockets lost to the Spurs in the second round.
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Take Slip·May 10, 2017
#PMT-2017-0510-6919
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Cavaliers only won the 2016 NBA Finals because of Draymond Green's suspension and Andrew Bogut's injury

I really don't think Cleveland wins if Draymond doesn't get suspended and Bogut doesn't get hurt. So sometimes you've got to have, like, a little luck in the playoffs. Not to say that Cleveland didn't deserve to win. I think they did... But, I mean, it's just – you can't really decide, like, who's going to win the finals until you actually get to that point.

This is a common historical 'what-if' that cannot be definitively proven either way.
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Take Slip·May 10, 2017
#PMT-2017-0510-6920
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Washington Wizards are a tougher matchup for the Cavaliers than the Boston Celtics

If you were on the Cavs, which team would you less like to face... I'd say probably Wizards. John Wall is so tough in transition. Isaiah is great, but John Wall is just so tough in transition.

The Celtics beat the Wizards in 7 games and then lost to the Cavs in 5 games. We never saw the Wizards vs Cavs matchup in that postseason.
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Take Slip·May 10, 2017
#PMT-2017-0510-6922
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Lonzo Ball will have a target on his back in the NBA because of LeVar Ball

Anybody that gets hyped up that much, if you're the number one pick or your top pick that's doing a lot of talking, you're going to have a little bit of a target on your back for sure... there's like that extra unneeded motivation that other guys will have now.

Lonzo Ball was notoriously targeted by veteran players (like Patrick Beverley) early in his rookie season due to his father's comments.
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Take Slip·Oct 28, 2016
#PMT-2016-1028-3073
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

NBA players don't start playing real defense until March

Oh, playing defense? Oof, gosh, what, March? I think when the tournament starts and then everybody's like, wow, they play so hard, that's when we're like, okay, now we've got to step it up.

This is an insider's perspective on the NBA season flow, though delivered with humor.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2016
#PMT-2016-1028-3074
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The 76ers should sit Ben Simmons for his entire rookie year

Honestly, I feel like they're not going to want to rush it. Like why would you rush back a number one pick and risk him getting hurt again? So why not just sit him out the whole year?

Ben Simmons did indeed miss the entire 2016-17 season with a foot injury.
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Take Slip·Oct 28, 2016
#PMT-2016-1028-3075
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

I don't wash my apples because tap water builds immunity

I can't say that I do [wash apples], no. I subscribe to the thought that if you drink tap water, you're just building up immunity to germs.

Subjective lifestyle choice.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 6, 2016
#PMT-2016-0606-1059
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

The Cavaliers are finished in the 2016 NBA Finals

Cavs, done or finished. It's looking pretty bad, man. I actually thought they were going to win tonight. It's looking pretty bad. I'm going to say they're finished.

Cleveland won the series, making this a classic 'Freezing Cold Take' from an NBA peer.
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Take Slip·Jun 6, 2016
#PMT-2016-0606-1061
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

DeAndre Jordan makes at least 60% of his free throws in practice

Honestly, he goes over and shoots on the side after we're done and everybody else is shooting. He probably shoots at least 60% in practice, maybe more.

Typical 'practice vs game' disparity for poor free throw shooters; Jordan's career game average at this point was around 42%.