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Blake Griffin, Coach Duggs Chokes, And PFT’s Scott’s Tots
We start with the National Title and an all time choke job by the Tennessee Volunteers. (-) PFT did some bad math and now is in a huge charity hole that we talk our way out of. (-) Who’s back of the week with Vacation Hank. (-) Blake Griffin joins the show to prep for Blake of the Year, talk about the paparazzi stalking him, NBA coming back, and a positive outlook on the last 2 weeks. (-) In honor of Hank’s return we do the Mt Flushmore of vacation things (-)`
Recap
Big CatI am going to win the National Championship with Tennessee
I am so scared, so, so scared, but I also feel confident that I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win this game. Right in blood.
PFT CommenterVirginia Tech sucks and their traditions are stupid
The bottom line is Virginia Tech sucks and their traditions are stupid.
Big CatHaving low-hanging fruit for people to criticize is a great shield against being called an asshole
having some low-hanging fruit that everyone can always pin you to is actually not a bad thing. Because then they won't... No one will be like, fuck PFT, I think he's an asshole. They'll be like, fuck PFT, he just didn't give the money he said he was going to give to charity. You basically give them a layup.
Billy FootballYou can get a million dollars for selling a kidney
You can get like a million dollars for a kidney. It's way more than what you need.
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterConor McGregor's retirement is not real
But I'm sure he's not coming back. No way. In like October. No chance. Or November. Whenever Khabib's next up to fight him.
Big CatCollege coaches who claim they don't know what's happening in their programs are lying
Every coach that has ever coached in college basketball or football is the biggest control freak you've ever met. They know everything. They know everything that goes on. Everything that goes on on campus, no matter what.
Interview
Blake GriffinAny move I make is by definition a 'Blake move' because I am a Blake
I seem to subscribe to the thought that any move I do is a Blake move because I am a Blake and I'm not sure that you guys can quite speak to that because you've never been a Blake.
Blake GriffinNBA players will be mostly fine and ready once the playoffs start in Orlando
I feel like once they get to the actual playoffs, like I think guys will be fine. The only thing I'm really worried about is like injuries. But I think they put enough time in to allow guys to be prepared as possible. But, yeah, there will be some rust, but I don't think it will be too bad.
PFT CommenterCarmelo Anthony will thrive in the Orlando bubble because he's a pickup basketball legend
Carmelo is probably going to be awesome because he loves playing in those gyms. The lifetime fitness all-stars. Those are the guys I'm going to betting on.
Blake GriffinThe NBA season should start on Christmas Day to avoid competing with football
I do think that we should we should push our start date back just because we're having we're competing against college football and nfl football just so big. I feel like the casual fan of sports doesn't really care about basketball until christmas anyway.
PFT CommenterJensen Karp is the rat leaking Blake Griffin's info to TMZ
I'm getting a text back right now from my source at TMZ. He says that Jensen Karp is, is your leak is your rat.
Mount Flushmore
HankThe worst part of vacation is waking up on the third day after binge drinking
Waking up on the third day after binge drinking for two days, and it really just all sets in. I think Thursday. I basically just slept all day.
Billy FootballDifferent state laws are a top reason to stay home rather than go on vacation
Changing state laws. Like getting arrested in Virginia with a radar scanner... So I just like to stay home and I'll come to work anytime. This is way better than a cubicle by any means.