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Billy FootballBilly Football

Different state laws are a top reason to stay home rather than go on vacation

Changing state laws. Like getting arrested in Virginia with a radar scanner... So I just like to stay home and I'll come to work anytime. This is way better than a cubicle by any means.

Billy is expressing his personal dislike for interstate legal travel hurdles.

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Jun 8, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

I am going to win the National Championship with Tennessee

I am so scared, so, so scared, but I also feel confident that I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win this game. Right in blood.

Big Cat (as Coach Duggs) famously lost this game to Virginia Tech later that night, ending the Tennessee dynasty run.
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Jun 8, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Virginia Tech sucks and their traditions are stupid

The bottom line is Virginia Tech sucks and their traditions are stupid.

The quality of a school and its traditions is inherently subjective.
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Jun 8, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'll match $100 for every person wearing the #BunsOfAnarchy tag during the Peloton ride

I'll match the $100 per rider of anyone that's wearing the buns of anarchy hashtag on the leaderboard... if there's 250 people on the leaderboard... I'll personally give $2,500.

PFT made the claim but famously got the math wrong by a factor of 10, as he later admits in the same segment.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

I lied about destroying Vanny Woodhead; I have been keeping it for years

Technically it's destroyed. Legally it's chopped up. But I kind of... I didn't have the heart to chop it up, so I just been keeping it... I was like, every time it was an excuse I used to not follow through with chopping it up.

Billy is confessing to a past lie; the fact that the van still exists (as proven by the photos) makes his claim that it's 'not destroyed' correct.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Zach Wilson's ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes

Come on, Zach Wilson, his ceiling is literally Patrick Mahomes. That's a fact. If he plays to the best of his ability.

Zach Wilson was benched later that season and eventually traded, proving his ceiling is nowhere near Mahomes.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Al-Qaeda is the only one who could have written the Monday Night Football script

Running out with the flag... hard knocks... there was so much hope and hype. And, you know, talking about the NFL script, the only one who could have written that script is Al-Qaeda.

This is a satirical dark humor comment, not a factual claim.

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