Jay Cutler

Football coaching is a 'shitty profession' because it makes you miserable even if you are successful

I would never coach there [Vanderbilt]. That's a shitty profession. It has to be miserable. Even if you're the greatest at your job and you're winning national championships, you're allowed to be happy for about 30 minutes, and then it's back to being miserable.

Matthew Stafford will 'blow it up' with the Rams because of the superior coaching and play-calling in Los Angeles

I think [Stafford] is going to blow it up. Coaching staff's good. He's going to have some of the best play calling he's ever had in his life. And he's still talented. Dude can throw it. He's competitive.

A US handball team with me, LeBron, and Patrick Mahomes would win Olympic gold

I guarantee we can put a team together. We can win gold. Just, just from pure like arm speed. I don't think guys in other countries and just a really big guy as the goalie back. Right. If you watch it, I mean, I've studied this from time to time... I think if it was you, Patrick Mahomes, and LeBron just how many players play and handle like eight on a shirt all the time. So it was you three against eight players from any other country. I think we went, I think we, I guarantee we can put a team together. We can win gold.

An owl or a raccoon is the likely culprit in the chicken massacre

I'm saying Al [Owl] or raccoon... trash pandas raccoons rip the heads off.

I would consider playing for the Jets if Sam Darnold got mono again and they offered $20M

$20 million, one year, New York Jets quarterback. Gosh, that's a lot of money. We'd have to have a conversation. [Breaking news], Jay Cutler, considering playing next year for the Jets In the case of Sam Darnold getting mono again and them throwing a ridiculous amount of money.

The altitude in Denver adds 5-8 yards to your throw

I thought you're getting five to eight yards on a throw there. And the ball just cuts... in Denver, the ball just keeps sailing. It just keeps going. [In Denver], probably high 70s [is the farthest I could throw].

Mike Martz had no conscience when it came to calling high-risk plays

I'll give it to Mike [Martz]. He had no conscience. He went into the game, and he was literally playing Madden. With human beings. It was just chess pieces... He always thought the next play was the one. He's dialing it up.

Sam Darnold was likely just being honest about 'seeing ghosts' and it got blown out of proportion

I've said it. Especially when you're young. You're processing. You're figuring things out. And I've probably said that before, too. I'm like, I'm seeing a thousand things out here. And none of them are probably legit. So, I think it's just being honest. And it just got blown out of proportion.

Vanderbilt is better than every Big Ten team during certain years

[Big Cat: Do you think Vandy's better than every Big Ten team because they're in the SEC?] At this point, no. There's been years, yes. It's a different brand of football.

Mitch Trubisky should stop reading everything and go underground

Don't read anything. Stop reading is your advice. Go underground here, bud. I think you watch some of his press conferences and stuff, and you could tell it [media criticism] really bothered him sometimes. The more he can get away from all that stuff, I think the better for him.

The United States would win Olympic Gold in handball if they fielded a team of pro athletes

I do want to get a team together for the Olympics. I think it's handball... I guarantee we can put a team together that can win gold. Guaranteed. Just from pure, arm speed. I don't think guys in other countries [could compete].