All Takes
Golf carts should replace cars as the primary mode of transportation for non-highway use
What is your thoughts on maybe moving away from cars and really locking in on the golf cart as transportation A to B and only using cars highway use only. So like neighborhoods outside of that. We're just using golf carts on an everyday basis for travel.
The Michigan State starting five might be 'out' on big naturals because they don't follow Sydney Sweeney
None of the starting five players from Michigan State follow Sydney Sweeney on Instagram. Michigan State Spartans may be out on heavies. Starting five guys are just maybe out on big naturals.
I Show Speed is more famous than Tom Brady
Our conversation back here was Brady or Speed. I would probably go Speed. Brady's a big name though, he got a lot of rings, but I'd go Speed. I might take it back and go top one [most famous person at the field].
NVIDIA's DLSS 5 is an AI takeover that is hurting graphics and animation jobs
Nvidia did a, our, oh, I don't know the stock hand off the top of my head... they announced a product DLSS five. So they're, they're bringing AI into like video games, animations and like graphics. So like kind of boxing out guys. Like people who, like jobs that would've been done by humans are now more getting outsourced. AI not cool.
The NBA will expand to Seattle and Las Vegas by the 2028-2029 season
NBA expansion teams. Yes. Seattle and Vegas. I think it's 28, 20 29... Little bit, little bit of a shuffle [moving Minnesota and Memphis to the East].
My Early Final Four: UConn, Florida, BYU, and Akron
I'm gonna go Yukon, Florida, BYU, Akron... I'm gonna take Akron to win it all.
The Paris Gentle Mates Call of Duty event will be the biggest in history
Paris La Defense Arena. So it's got 45,000 seats. So they're, it's gonna be the biggest event in Call of Duty history... 45,000 seats. I that's pretty cool.
If your relationship is built on the Chili's Triple Dipper, you will make it
If the foundation of your relationship is the Chili's Triple Dipper or bottomless chips and salsa, you're gonna make it. They're not thinking prenups or joint bachelorette parties.
I Show Speed is globally more famous than Donald Trump
I do think that I Show Speed is globally more famous than Donald Trump... between the ages of five and like 37 is four makes up 48% of the globe. And I think a overwhelming majority of them definitely know who Speed is... I think Speed might [have] 4.1 [billion people] dude. I'll give 4.1 just for sake of argument.
Rams fans should be worried because Puka Nacua is focused on everything but football right now
My Hot Seat this week is gonna be Rams fans. ... Puka might be focused on everything but football right now. He's on an elite bachelor run. ... I just feel when you're on this kind of heater, I think it, it's gonna transcend and he, this is gonna bleed into the regular season football.
Tyler Reddick is the first driver in NASCAR history to start a season 3-0.
Tyler Reddick... he did win today. But he's won of the previous two won races as well. So he is the first driver in history to start the season three and oh. He goes three and oh after going winless last year. First guy to do the first three races of the year.
Doing 30 minutes of cardio drastically improves your video game performance
If you do 30 minutes of cardio, it could drastically change performance in virtual worlds such as video games. I hit the treadmill last night... I was two and three, but that's drastically better because the previous evenings I was like oh and six, oh and seven.
Peptides are the play for weight loss and health in 2026
Through some limited extensive research, I think part of my peptides might be the play. All the hot people online are just like, 'these are what you need to do. Take these peptides, you'll lose a bunch of weight.'
I am facing a potential '10-day termination' from my apartment after a meeting with my landlord
Had a really constructive meeting with my building... but he introduced a new term. I was not familiar with a 10 day termination... next time it's like, it's a 10 day legal 10 day. Wow. I didn't know 10 day was a thing.
I might get evicted because my alarm clock went off for two days while I was on vacation
I accidentally kind of alarm clock too close to the sun recently... I had left my alarm clock plugged in... My alarm clock is going off like today and yesterday. We're gonna have to take like a meeting here... There's a world where like, I'm the worst neighbor of all time and I just left my irrationally loud alarm clock going.
Logan Paul's $13 million Pokemon card sale is just a digital scam
I think a lot of it was digitally scamming. Not physical, not hard copy scams... it's like blockchain scam. So it's like deregulated scam.
LeBron James is the face of the NBA until the day he retires
As long as LeBron's in the league, LeBron is not only the face of the league, but definitely has a weighted opinion on basketball... LeBron is the face of the league until he is no longer in the league.
Daily ice cream consumption can reduce diabetes risk by 50%
Ice cream might save the planet. The healthy fats in ice cream can protect you against so many things... 50% reduction in diabetes [from] one serving a day. I believe it.
Tom Brady is 'all class' for posting his $563,000 Patek Philippe watch before going into the broadcast booth
Tampa Bay Buccaneers legend Tom Brady... took to Instagram today to remind us that he's all class. Before hopping into the booth, he posted... big game, big watch. He hit us with the Patek Philippe Aquanaut. [It's worth] like 563,000. And this is just a casual before game like, Hey guys, stepping into the booth.
Anthony Edwards is already the face of the NBA, not just the 'future' face
Anthony Edwards is awesome. At what point is Anthony Edwards—can we just say he's the face of the league? I mean, he dropped a 55 piece... dropping 26 in the fourth. Future face, future face—no, at what point is he just it?
I no longer want Todd Bowles to coach the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I would like Todd Bowles no longer to coach with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers anymore. Anyone else, I'm in.
Todd Bowles should resign as Buccaneers head coach
I don't think there's anything he can do from here except maybe resign... Respectfully, maybe get out of town. Go retire, find a beach somewhere. Because you can't just keep delegating the thinking to other people. We need a guy who's down to think.
Cooper Flagg is fully activated after his 40-point game
Cooper Flagg may have fully been activated. He has reached full activation. 18 years old. 40 piece in regulation. ... If we're talking just highlight tapes, he's looking good.
The 'Blob' weather pattern could mean the end of the world
B-Big Cat, We are Earth could be finished. We could be done... There's a world, the blob never goes away... I do wanna say you're right. I was being dramatic there. Blob will go away, but it's sinking its toes right now.
Jake Paul will get destroyed by Anthony Joshua in their upcoming replacement fight
Jake Paul found a replacement fight for the [Gervonta] Tank Davis fight that got canceled, but it's Anthony Joshua this time. Former heavyweight champion. He's gonna get fucked up. ... Anthony Joshua could just starch him.
I am not worried about the Panthers catching the Bucs in the NFC South
I'm not worried about the Panthers... Somebody's gotta win the South. It's not exactly the most competitive division. So hopefully we can go ahead and lock that down.
A 'hot blob' and an 'earth tilt' will make the Chicago winter catastrophic and uninhabitable
Apocalyptic winter might be upon us. Why? I think it's inhabitable winter. We might just have to go out of country... High pressure, massive ocean heat wave up in North Pacific. The blob... They're saying 2013-2014 had nothing on this blob.
The Patriots have an inflated record due to an easy schedule
Patriots look, they look cool. Patriots might have an inflated record due to their current schedule this season... I'm hearing around the league that your schedule might not have been the hardest.
Drake Maye's early success is inflated due to an easy schedule
Drake May's wins might be a little inflated. Do their easy schedule this year. Whoa... Hottest take, I guess hottest take about this game would be... definitely a may win.
Solo dates are the superior way to experience the movies
I went on, I guess what someone called solo date the other day. I thought it was okay. I thought it was like a rec, a super normal thing to do... You ever, you ever go to the movies solo? Yes sir. All the time. That's great. I think that's the best way to go to the movies.
The NBA gambling scandal is going to get much bigger with more players involved
My big takeaway after the deep dive earlier today and listened to a couple press conferences is that I think this just gets bigger. I think there's gonna be a lot more guys in the coming days announced to be a part of this thing not looking good whatsoever.
Baker Mayfield's poor performance was due to helium-filled footballs
The rational side of the internet and sports fans understand that this is an inflategate situation. Those balls were getting thrown high for a reason, and I think it might be helium based... I think a back room equipment room job might have went down.
Zion Williamson looks fantastic after completing the 'Luca diet' and losing significant weight
Zion Williamson has completed the Luca diet and looks like he lost an entire Zion. He looks fantastic.
The Chiefs' Mahomes and Andy Reid dynasty is finished
I just think the dynasty's over. I think Andy Reid and Mahomes dynasty's finished... usually when they pan the camera to Andy Reid, he's got a certain amount of girth... but this time it almost looks a little hollow. It looks a little empty.
The Buccaneers could make a Super Bowl run
My Cool Throne for today is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Because after watching Baker go over to top to Buca and, you know, Buca didn't get a ton of yards, but he was fighting for every yard that he got. I keep watching clips and I keep, I keep having this thought in the back of my head. Like, we could just, we might, we could just make a run... it could go to the Super Bowl.
Jalon Daniels is worth a Heisman bet at 60-1 odds
Why shouldn't I put a future on Jalon Daniels to win Heisman Trophy? ... It's 60 to one on the DraftKings Sportsbook right now. It's not crazy.
The hype around being an adult is unmerited; everyone rushes to grow up for no reason
Being an adult, I don't understand the hype on like being an adult. Everyone. You're as growing up. Everyone was like, I can't wait to get older, get older, get older. And I'm like, why are we rushing these things?... I don't get the hype on everyone wanting to age so quickly... I just, not all the aspects are the best.
The Buccaneers will win the NFC at +1300
I would like to take the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win the conference at plus 1300. We're feeling the same [as Big Cat], you go a little further.
Battlefield 6 is bringing realism back to first-person shooters
The Battlefield six beta has brought realism back into first person shooter games. They peaked with 520,000 concurrent players only on Steam. Battlefield six, none of [the skins]. We're riding tanks. We're blowing up buildings.
Baker Mayfield will be the #1 player in the NFL Top 100 next year
Baker Mayfield has made it to num number 50 spot on the NFL top 100 list... I not being on the list. So math tells me next year he's number one.
Twitch streamer Stable Ronaldo will go insane trying to beat Elden Ring in a padded room
He has locked himself in a padded room... Doesn't know what time it is until he completes Elden Ring... He's setting a pace for, for maybe insanity.
Jayden Daniels will defy the sophomore slump and have a fantastic 2025 season
I do have a lot of fun watching Jayden Daniels play football and I think that he's gonna defy the sophomore slump and have a fantastic season.
Opening Counter-Strike skin cases is officially back
My who's back of the week is going to be Counterstrike cases specifically opening them... They went CS:GO case unboxings, $590,000 in cases they unboxed. Unprecedented territory is what we're approaching there.
First dates should always start with drinks as a 'solos match' before committing to more
I was thinking we, we could run, we could run drinks if she's open to that. I like that Max, easy. Just happy hour. A few drinks. Nothing crazy. Maybe just one drink. We'll start with one drink. And then if it's good, then you go two.
Construction workers are the groundwork of civilization and deserve more credit
So much infrastructure to the entire, everything that we do. This building, all of our homes, all, all of the establishments we go to. I mean, it's everywhere. The groundwork of civilization, all the construction workers is deserve so much credit.
Optic Texas is officially back-to-back world champions and their greatness can't be denied
My Cool Throne this week goes out to the gentleman at Optic Texas. They defeated the Vancouver surge... back to back champions. First ever in history. Back to back champions. I'm not even Optic guy, but you can't deny greatness. Mercury back to back. Never been done.
Baker Mayfield or Josh Allen will win the NFL MVP this year
I think Josh Allen. I would like to see, I would like to see Baker Mayfield win the VP in. Alright. Josh Allen though I'd like to see Baker win it, but Josh Allen's a... Josh Allen. Like Josh Allen would, we're just gonna talk about Josh Allen. It'd be incredible.
