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Void
May 30, 2017
#16846
TJ LangTJ Lang

I only have a Super Bowl ring because Jay Cutler got injured in the 2010 NFC Championship

I do thank Jay Cutler for getting hurt, and also B.J. Raji for being the fattest guy to ever score a touchdown in the NFC Championship... I think Aaron Rodgers is the only reason I have a Super Bowl ring, to be honest.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
This is a subjective assessment of a past game outcome.

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Loss
May 30, 2017
#16841
Big CatBig Cat

The 2017 Stanley Cup Final will go seven games

Nashville was outplaying the Penguins. I think this is going to go seven. I think it's going to be a classic Stanley Cup final that only a million and a half people watch.

PredictionHockeyMild
The Pittsburgh Penguins defeated the Nashville Predators in 6 games.
Loss
May 30, 2017·Who's Back
#16845
Big CatBig Cat

Tiger Woods' hair plugs are working

His hair did not look as bad as it has in the past... No, but it looks like the hair plugs might be working. Because Tiger Woods is a notorious guy who went balding pretty early.

OpinionPop CultureMild
Tiger Woods' hair remains a topic of speculation, but his mugshot showed significant thinning, contradicting the 'working' claim.
Void
May 30, 2017·Who's Back
#16844
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tiger Woods' DUI arrest gives him street cred

I didn't think that Tiger Woods could have any more street cred, but he certainly does now. Now he's got it all.

OpinionGolfHotSubjectiveSarcastic
Whether this provided 'street cred' is purely subjective and satirical.

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Void
May 30, 2017
#16849
TJ LangTJ Lang

Justin Smith is the hardest player to block in NFL history

Currently Aaron Donald, all-time, probably Justin Smith... Dude, I mean, you can't judge toughness on a dude who has a giant Budweiser tattoo on his arm... Yeah, he was a bitch to block.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
Subjective opinion from a professional player.
Loss
May 30, 2017
#16848
TJ LangTJ Lang

The Detroit Lions will win the NFC North in 2017

I think we're going to win the division. Okay. I'll start there.

PredictionFootballHot
The Minnesota Vikings won the NFC North in 2017. The Lions finished second.
Push
May 30, 2017
#27675
TJ LangTJ Lang

Aaron Rodgers has 10 more years in his prime

When is [Rodgers'] prime, man? Quarterbacks play for like 25 years now. He's got like 10 more years in his prime.

PredictionFootballMedium
As of 2024, Rodgers is still in the league at 40, though his 'prime' years are debatable. He did win back-to-back MVPs in 2020-2021 (3-4 years after this take).

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