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Oct 9, 2023
#19648
HankHank

The Cowboys will get smoked if they make it past the divisional round of the playoffs

This team [Cowboys] might make it to the divisional round of the playoffs. They're gonna get smoked if they make it any, anywhere past that. And you can't feel any differently.

PredictionFootballMedium
The Cowboys actually lost in the Wild Card round to the Packers, so they didn't even make it to the divisional round where Hank thought they might get 'smoked'.

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Oct 9, 2023
#19645
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 49ers would win the Super Bowl if it were played today

The 49ers. Congratulations. The 49ers. They won the Week five Super Bowl. If the Super Bowl were played today, I say that the 49ers would win easily.

OpinionFootballMedium
The 49ers were the #1 seed and reached the Super Bowl, though they eventually lost to the Chiefs in overtime. At this specific point in the season, they were arguably the best team.
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Oct 9, 2023
#19646
Big CatBig Cat

Brock Purdy is 100% a top 10 quarterback

Brock Purdy is 100% a top 10 quarterback. If you disagree, you aren't watching the games. Brock Purdy is just good. He's just very good.

OpinionFootballMedium
Purdy finished the season as a Pro Bowler, led the league in passer rating, and was an MVP finalist. He is widely considered a top 10 QB by metrics and most analysts.
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Oct 9, 2023
#19647
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles, 49ers, and Lions are the only three really good teams in the NFC

I feel like today was a day that we found out there are three really, really good teams in the NFC and then there's everyone else. I'm referring to the Philadelphia Eagles, the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions.

OpinionFootballMild
These three teams were indeed the top three seeds in the NFC and the last three NFC teams standing in the playoffs.

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Feb 25, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#20261
HankHank

Fanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win

My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.

Opinionsports businessMedium
The inventory levels are fact-verifiable; if they were sold out immediately, the claim is correct.
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Feb 25, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#20262
HankHank

Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.

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Casting rumors for Heat 2 are ongoing; if the film releases with these stars, it would be correct.
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Feb 18, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#20300
HankHank

Wendy's is having a 'rebuilding year' in fast food

Wendy's is to close hundreds of restaurants in 2026. And what interim CEO Ken Cook calls a rebuilding year. ... They're tanking for draft picks. Trust the process.

OpinionBusinessMediumSarcastic
The stores are literally closing as reported.

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