The Baltimore Ravens are frauds until they can win from behind

The Baltimore Ravens are frauds. They are F-R-A-U-D-S frauds. They panic, they look terrible on Monday Night Football. The stat was 18 and 0 with a ten-point lead, 0 and 5 with a ten-point deficit. They can't come from behind. They're very good team, but kind of like Oregon back in the day with Chip Kelly... until I see it, I don't trust that the Ravens offense can work when it gets in a hole.

The Baltimore Ravens are the Houston Rockets of the NFL

Are the Baltimore Ravens the Houston Rockets of the NFL? Their analytics are Mickey Mouse-ish. By any objective measurement the Baltimore Ravens are awesome... and then in the playoffs the Chiefs are going to beat them by 40. They shit pump all the bad teams, but when the chips are down... they fall short.

I agree that the 3-0 Bears are frauds and not an exceptional team

I have a lot of Ravens fans be like, 'dude, the Bears are frauds.' I agree that they [the Bears] kind of are. I don't think the Bears are like an exceptional team. I won't apologize for three and oh, while also thinking like, 'yeah, this might not end so well.'

Tyler Glasnow is the nastiest pitcher in the MLB

I think Tyler Glasnow might be the nastiest pitcher in the league. Like on two pitches too, like way above average fastball, way above average breaking ball. He throws a 93 mile an hour cutter that nobody can hit. That dude is filth.

If a pitcher calls themselves a 'bad motherfucker' on the mound, they have to follow it up with a fastball, not a slider

[Amir Garrett] mouthed 'I'm a bad motherfucker' and then he threw a slider. If you say that, you got to bring the fastball, right? If you say 'I'm filthy,' then you can throw the slider, because then you're implementing the filth. But if you drop like a 'nasty' or something, you're going heater.