I will knock out Tex in the second round

Second round knockout. Woo! Boy. Actually, I'm 100% on board with that... I'm going to knock his ass out. Double sit-em. And my sleeper is the left-handed uppercut. Watch out for that in the second round when I fucking knock Tex's ass out.

The Patriots will beat the Steelers in Week 15

Everyone's talking about the Patriots-Steelers game. And I'm saying, hmm, the Steelers, like, everyone's healthy. Le'Veon Bell's healthy. They could probably beat the Patriots. Don't overthink it. Patriots are probably going to win.

The coaching disparity between Bill Belichick and Mike Tomlin is the most stark in the NFL

I also think there's never been a more marquee matchup in the last decade where teams have met up in big games and the coaching disparity is more stark between Mike Tomlin and Bill Belichick.

Josh Cribbs was the best returner I ever played against

I would say at the time, Josh Cribbs. He was the guy, like, once I got to the locker room after the game, I'm like, man, did he take a point back today? Did he take a kick back? So I would go look him up and see how he did.

Matt Ryan is the best all-around quarterback I ever played with

I would say... Matt Ryan. The time I did, it was just because it's the type of player he was. He was a quarterback on and off the field... he treated the scout team like he was a starter... all-around, the all-around best quarterback I ever played with.

The Miami Hurricanes are officially 'back' because of their recent recruiting success

When we start getting the players that used to go to the mind, the type of players that we used to recruit, when they start signing... I think we're back.