The Bears will play all their starters in Week 17 because they can still get the two-seed

I do think the Bears are going to play all their starters because they do need... Like, they can still get that two seed, and to give up that two seed would be kind of stupid, just willingly.

I am taking the over on the Alabama-Oklahoma game regardless of the total

Alabama playing Oklahoma. I'm taking the over no matter what. It's like 80, but that's one of those ones they're challenging me. Let's do it. They're telling me you won't do this, and I fucking will.

I think Notre Dame might beat Clemson because I can't bet on two favorites in the same night

I can't take both favorites, so I'm taking Notre Dame, and I think they might win the game. Solely because of the other game [Alabama-Oklahoma].

Alex Caruso officially has two championships because the NBA Bubble title counts

One's the lowest. That's the baseline one's the lowest. Yeah. He's got two. Oh yeah. Bubble two is two. Hell yeah. I count the bubble.

The Buccaneers' season is a failure if they do not win the Super Bowl

I mean, no. I mean, the goal's always Super Bowl or nothing. It was, I mean, you check off the boxes on your way to try and get to the Super Bowl division playoffs, but then after that, if you don't, if you don't do anything in the playoffs, it really doesn't matter.

Oklahoma will struggle in the SEC because the defensive lines are full of 'man-childs'

The difference, like from what I can see is Oline D-line. Yeah. The D-line. SEC is just a bunch of apps. Like man Childs. And then Oline, Oklahoma hadn't had a, they're all fast as good of an oline is what used to have.