The Celtics have already won their series against the 76ers

Congratulations to Hank and the Boston Celtics. That series is over. You have advanced in the second round.

The Nuggets-Timberwolves series goes 6, Nuggets win 4-2

I'm gonna say this is gonna go six games. Four, two Nuggies series.

The Thunder-Suns series isn't even worth watching — I might not watch another second of it

I actually might, I might not watch another second of the Thunder-Sun series. I watched that entire game today and it was a complete waste of my time. That'll probably be so that was never, that was never even close to a game.

Kenny Atkinson's 'expected wins' quote is the biggest loser quote in professional sports history.

Kenny Atkinson, the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers said after they were down 3-0 in the series that analytically they've won two of the games. If you look at the shot quality, if you look at the expected wins, they've won two of the games. Now, I don't want to be hyperbolic here, but I think that is the biggest loser quote that has ever been uttered in professional sports. I do not understand, find me a bigger loser quote than that.

The New York Knicks have the best home court advantage in the entire NBA playoffs

They [Knicks] are so fucking good. And they have the best home court in the entire playoffs. And their fans, I don't know if they'll be able, I don't know if they'll go to OKC or San Antonio, but they take over every arena.

The Oklahoma City Thunder are great for the NBA because they generate 'white-hot' hate from fans

I think though the white hot hate for the thunder, I think the thunder are awesome for the NBA. Because people hate 'em. I think they're great for the NBA. You want a team that everyone can galvanize behind and be like, we hate them.