Brian Windhorst is 'stupid as f***' for saying the Wizards couldn't trade Trae Young without attaching a number one pick

That is stupid as f*** of [Brian Windhorst] to say. That's just bullshit. That's just not true. Like, are you, the only way you could trade that contract if you had to, was if you had the first overall pick. No, it's not true for a lot of reasons.

Trae Young's contract with the Wizards is not the worst in the NBA, especially compared to Joel Embiid, Paul George, or Bradley Beal

For people to jump ahead and be like, oh, this is the worst contract in the NBA, I mean, oh, oh, I'm so, it is disgusting. To say like, it's the worst contract in the NBA is a little ridiculous. Just, I can think of two off the top of my head. Joel Embiid. Paul George. Bradley Beal with the Wizards.

The Bucks failed the Giannis trade by waiting a year too long and getting a poor return

I feel like the Bucks screwed this up just because they, they waited a year too long. Yeah, they couldn't and, and they got a bunch of guys and picks. I mean, they got Tyler Herro. Giannis should have gotten more, the return should have been bigger for Giannis.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.