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I don't care about Harrison Butker's 69-yard preseason field goal because it would never be attempted in a real game

I do not give a fuck about Harrison Butker's 69 yard field goal in preseason. Because Hank, to answer your question, I wanna see a team have the balls to attempt that in a real game like preseason... I just don't respect it. Like it was cool kick, but I'm not like, oh my God, this is so incredible. They're not gonna attempt it. 'cause the like, the chances of him hitting it in a real game and then the flip of the field.

While 60+ yarders are becoming more common, 69 is still extremely rare; the correctness depends on if any team attempts a 69-yarder in the 2026 season.

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Aug 24, 2026
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Browns fans are booing Deshaun Watson because he is playing bad, not just for personal reasons

Deshaun Watson [is] up in front of the media and saying, it has nothing to do with my play. It's personal. I actually think that it's, that's not true at all. I think it's both. I think there's, that's why they have to boo him so much. It's because it's not just personal. And it's not just the play. They gotta cover all their bases.

The boos are objectively a mix of both, but Watson's statistically poor performance in Cleveland is verifiable.
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Aug 24, 2026
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Every fan base would look the other way on Deshaun Watson's issues if he were playing at an elite level

I think the whole world knows it has nothing to do about the performance. It's a little bit more personal than that... Again, Deshaun it definitely is about, if you were Texans, prime Texans, Deshaun, I think a lot of Browns fans and every fan base for that matter, would look the other way. We all have a sliding moral scale. And it essentially is, is the guy good and is he playing for my team?

This is a subjective sociological observation about sports fans, though many historical examples (Kobe, Tyreek Hill) support it.
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Aug 24, 2026
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The Browns defense will be elite this year, but their offense is going to stop them from winning games again

The Browns defense is gonna be really good this year. And yet again, they're gonna be in a situation where their offense is going to stop them from winning games. And if they have like just an average quarterback, they could be an actually good team this year. Like I do think their defense would be that good.

Pending the outcome of the 2026 NFL season.

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The Yankees are a joke

The Yankees are a joke. All they do is get to the ALDS or ALCS, and then we have a bunch of our coworkers who are diehard Yankees fans tweet helplessly saying, 'You need to change everything. You need to trade. Blow it up. Get rid of Cashman, get rid of Boone.' And nothing changes.

Whether the Yankees are 'a joke' is an evaluative opinion, though the described postseason pattern can be debated with season-specific records.
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The Dodgers-Brewers NLCS is the real World Series

The Dodgers and Brewers—best two teams in the NL all season long—going head to head. This is the real World Series.

Calling a series the 'real World Series' is inherently subjective, even though the teams' relative strength could be judged.
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The Dolphins can cover spreads north of seven points

They're a bad football team that could cover spreads north of seven.

This is a forward-looking betting thesis for the remainder of the season; its broad claim cannot be resolved from the episode alone.