Victor Wembanyama is the current face of the NBA

Wemby is the future face. He is the future face of league. I think the current, maybe even current face of this league.

Luke Kornet is the greatest chase-down blocker in NBA playoff history.

I think it's like when you're talking about chase down blocks in the playoffs, it's Luke Kornet, then it's everybody else.

Luke Kornet's block on Isaiah Hartenstein was a foul on the body.

That's a fucking foul. Oh, here we go. On the body. Look at his, look at his mid section goes right into his dick.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.