Victor Wembanyama is the current face of the NBA

Wemby is the future face. He is the future face of league. I think the current, maybe even current face of this league.

Luke Kornet's block on Isaiah Hartenstein was a foul on the body.

That's a fucking foul. Oh, here we go. On the body. Look at his, look at his mid section goes right into his dick.

I'm not that impressed by Victor Wembanyama's athleticism because of his height

I'm not that impressed by Wemby because he's the one guy in the NBA who, if I, if Wemby had my athleticism, he could still dunk. I looked it up. It's like four inches. You gotta jump four inches.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.