"I would kill the horse Nyquist to recruit LeBron James to my basketball team" — Big Cat

Take Slip·Mar 21, 2018

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I would kill the horse Nyquist to recruit LeBron James to my basketball team

I'm totally serious about killing Nyquist. That's not a threat. That's an actual thing. We're threatening LeBron that he might get more horse heads in his bed if he doesn't sign with the breakers.

Opinion Basketball Scorching SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a hyperbolic comedic statement. While he didn't actually kill the horse, the 'truth' of the take is subjective to the bit.

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Take Slip·Mar 21, 2018

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Big Cat

Duke is guaranteed to win the 2018 NCAA Tournament

We already know Duke's going to win it all. Yes. That is guaranteed. Yes. It's their year. Yes.

Prediction CBB Medium

Villanova won the 2018 NCAA Tournament; Duke lost in the Elite Eight to Kansas.

Win

Take Slip·Mar 21, 2018

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Big Cat

Kentucky will overlook their opponents and fail to reach the Final Four

I think something's going to happen in Kentucky. Yes. It's too easy for them, isn't it? Yes. It's just too set up for Kentucky to win the Elite Eight and go to the Final Four. Are they overlooking their opponents?

Prediction CBB Medium

Kentucky lost to #9 seed Kansas State in the Sweet 16, so the prediction that 'something would happen' and they would fail to make the Final Four was correct.

Loss

Take Slip·Mar 21, 2018

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PFT Commenter

Every US taxpayer has a right to see the President's penis

In my opinion, every single United States taxpayer has a right to see the president's [Trump's] dick. I don't care if it's Donald Trump.

Opinion Politics HotSarcastic

The US Constitution does not actually grant taxpayers the right to view the President's genitals. This is a matter of law, not opinion, and the claim is legally incorrect.