Every US taxpayer has a right to see the President's penis
In my opinion, every single United States taxpayer has a right to see the president's [Trump's] dick. I don't care if it's Donald Trump.
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We already know Duke's going to win it all. Yes. That is guaranteed. Yes. It's their year. Yes.
Kentucky will overlook their opponents and fail to reach the Final Four
I think something's going to happen in Kentucky. Yes. It's too easy for them, isn't it? Yes. It's just too set up for Kentucky to win the Elite Eight and go to the Final Four. Are they overlooking their opponents?
I would kill the horse Nyquist to recruit LeBron James to my basketball team
I'm totally serious about killing Nyquist. That's not a threat. That's an actual thing. We're threatening LeBron that he might get more horse heads in his bed if he doesn't sign with the breakers.
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Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.
Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships
He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.
Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect
These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.