Justin Tucker and Evan McPherson are the two best kickers in the NFL

Really what this game is, it's a battle between the two best kickers in the NFL. Justin Tucker and Evan McPherson just sort of like flexing at each other. They're doing almost ballet style poses after they drill a 60 yard field goal.

Brian Daboll is a fantastic head coach

Brian Daboll is a fucking awesome coach. I'm gonna say he is a Hoss, he's awesome. I like his entire coaching staff actually like Wink Martindale. No one thought the Giants were gonna be four and one.

The Giants are a legitimately good football team, not a fluke

I know that the Giants are a legitimately good team. They're like a well coached team right now. They're not the most talented team, but I'm not even gonna have the discussion of whether they're like one of the worst four and one teams of all time because they're just a good four and one team.

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.