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Sean Miller escaped the FBI because his constant sweating makes it impossible to tell if he's lying

Sean Miller escaped the FBI because when they interrogate him you can't look at a man and be like, 'Oh, he's pouring sweat, he must be lying.' That's just his natural homeostasis. He rolls out of bed sweaty. Just leaks. He's got all these tiny little holes in his body, just leaks like a strainer.

While funny, the FBI investigation results were based on evidence, not sweat patterns. Miller was never charged.

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Feb 24, 2020·Fight Recap
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UFC has ruined my brain for watching boxing

I have a take that UFC has kind of ruined my brain when it comes to boxing... I watched that fight and I was like why the fuck isn't he submitting him? Like, why isn't he taking him to the ground? Why isn't he kneeing him in the face? It's just there's a level of violence in the UFC that you expect when you see a fight and you're like I was sitting there watching like why isn't Fury just sit on him.

This is a subjective personal experience of how he perceives sports.
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Feb 24, 2020
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Deontay Wilder was gassed because he had to walk through the MGM Grand for 10 minutes

Watching Deontay Wilder have to walk through the entirety of the MGM Grand... it was no joke 10 minutes of him just walking through the through the back rooms. I said right then and there I was like he is going to be gassed because that is everyone knows that feeling when you're in a casino and you've been walking around.

Wilder famously blamed his 40-pound entrance costume, not the walk through the casino, for his legs being dead.
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Feb 24, 2020
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Tyson Fury is the best karaoke singer in boxing

Tyson Fury, he [treated] American Pie like karaoke night. He is an electric guy, the Gypsy King... [he is] probably the best karaoke singer in boxing.

While subjective, Fury's singing is a well-known part of his persona.

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Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute bum

But yeah, Ronaldo's, I mean, he's an absolute bum. I think we can all agree, right? Zach?

Subjective categorization of an all-time great player as a 'bum.'
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Jaylen Brown is the best or second best player on every team in the NBA.

It is insane that anyone would say that [Jaylen Brown] is the seventh best player on an NBA team. He's gonna be the best or second best player depending on what team you pick. I don't think you can pick a team that you'd be the, I actually don't think you could pick a team that you'd be the third best.

Subjective opinion on player rankings across the league.
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Baker Mayfield will have a bounce-back year

Baker's gonna have a bounce back year. He's not injured anymore. You get healthy. Play fast. Play good.

Outcome depends on the 2026 NFL season stats for Mayfield.