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The Chiefs defense is so bad they can lose games even when scoring 40 points

The Chiefs' defense, though, if you score 40 points in the NFL and you lose, that's impressive. That's an impressive thing to do. Their defense is so, so bad.

The 2018 Chiefs defense finished near the bottom of the league in several categories, eventually costing them in the AFC Championship game against the Patriots.

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Oct 15, 2018
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The Wisconsin Badgers season is officially over

The Badger season's over. They're a fucking dumpster fire. I'm done... don't ever think about getting sucked back into this Wisconsin season. They're chicken shit cowards and don't deserve your time or money.

The Badgers finished the season 8-5 and won the Pinstripe Bowl, so the season wasn't technically 'over', but they failed to meet high preseason expectations.
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Oct 15, 2018
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The Bears are destined to sign Brock Osweiler

The Bears are destined to sign Brock Osweiler... because he is the perfect... he's more Mike Glennon than Mike Glennon is. And the fact that he's impressed you guys so many times by beating you in your face.

The Bears never signed Brock Osweiler; he retired after the 2018 season.
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Oct 15, 2018
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The 2018 Chicago Bears are not a Super Bowl team

I also, if the Bears had won that game and gone 4-1 and then played the Patriots next week and had been like, someone would have written the, could this be a Super Bowl preview, which is stupid because the Bears are not a Super Bowl team, whatever.

The Bears finished 12-4 but lost in the Wild Card round (the Double Doink game), confirming they were not a Super Bowl team.

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Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute bum

But yeah, Ronaldo's, I mean, he's an absolute bum. I think we can all agree, right? Zach?

Subjective categorization of an all-time great player as a 'bum.'
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Jaylen Brown is the best or second best player on every team in the NBA.

It is insane that anyone would say that [Jaylen Brown] is the seventh best player on an NBA team. He's gonna be the best or second best player depending on what team you pick. I don't think you can pick a team that you'd be the, I actually don't think you could pick a team that you'd be the third best.

Subjective opinion on player rankings across the league.
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Baker Mayfield will have a bounce-back year

Baker's gonna have a bounce back year. He's not injured anymore. You get healthy. Play fast. Play good.

Outcome depends on the 2026 NFL season stats for Mayfield.