The Thunder are so good they look unstoppable — they have guys after guys after guys

The thunder are so goddamn good. They can do it. They have guys after guys after guys. They just basically, when they need to get going, they'll throw the Dort Chamber at you. They'll throw Caruso at you. They'll get it going on the defensive end, then get it going on the offensive end. And there's nothing you can do about it.

LeBron James should fake an injury right now to protect his legacy

The Lakers are done. I would not hold it against LeBron's legacy if he did the fake injury right now. Yeah.

The Bulls are a non-competitive franchise run by absolute morons and fools

The Bulls are a non-competitive franchise. That fuck is a joke of a franchise run by absolute Morons and Fools. The Sixers are trying to win a title and they have a MVP.

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.