The Thunder are so good they look unstoppable — they have guys after guys after guys

The thunder are so goddamn good. They can do it. They have guys after guys after guys. They just basically, when they need to get going, they'll throw the Dort Chamber at you. They'll throw Caruso at you. They'll get it going on the defensive end, then get it going on the offensive end. And there's nothing you can do about it.

The Bulls are a non-competitive franchise run by absolute morons and fools

The Bulls are a non-competitive franchise. That fuck is a joke of a franchise run by absolute Morons and Fools. The Sixers are trying to win a title and they have a MVP.

A healthy Luca Lakers still wouldn't beat the Thunder — they're just completely outmanned

A healthy Luca, the Lakers still do not win this series. They might win a game or two, but they're just completely outmanned by the thunder. The thunder are that good.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.