The 2026 Knicks are the best New York team I've ever seen in my life

The this this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. Jalen Brunson is just a god at basketball.

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

The Washington Wizards have a better future than the Philadelphia 76ers

Who would you rather be right now, the 76ers or the Washington Wizards? Like the future? Yeah. Gotta be the wizards. Without a doubt. The Wizards. I mean you have an all NBA first teamer Anthony Davis, Trey Young has proven he can be a clutch player... and then you have the number one pick.

Cameron Boozer is 'bust-proof'

I do think Boozer has the highest floor lowest ceiling. He's bust proof. I don't think he's gonna be like some of these [other guys]... Boozer looks like a Grizzly though.

Aliens are pussies because they won't just attack Earth already

I think aliens are pussies. All we do is talk about aliens go like, oh, they're gonna come blow up Earth do it then enough talk. Enough talk.

The NFL schedule release is ruined because of the slow-drip reveal process

I'm so sick of the NFL schedule. They they did ruin something that was fun. Because now they've just made it where they're gonna release like two games... good Morning America and be like, who tease? Yeah. Just tell us the games.