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Paul Bissonnette Talking Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sixers Get Swept By The Knicks, NBA Draft Lottery, Aliens Are Back And More

Monday, May 11, 202626 takes · Transcript ↓

The Sixers have been bounced from the playoffs in a sweep by the Knicks who are absolutely rolling and Max answers questions while soggy (-). We talk NBA Playoffs and the Thunder look unstoppable. NBA Draft Lottery and the Wizards get the first pick (-). Who's back of the week including Grit Week next week and we need an AWL's help in Jacksonville (-). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk playoff hockey, the Leafs new GM, Gronk calling him out and more (-). We finish with Timberwolves/Spurs and lottery balls.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The vibes in the studio are a tale of two cities, and unfortunately for Max, both of those cities are Philadelphia. The Knicks completed a dominant sweep of the 76ers, turning the Wells Fargo Center into MSG South and leaving Max to answer questions while literally soggy. Memes and Zach are on cloud nine as Jalen Brunson looks like the best player in the world, while Max is ready to burn the whole Process to the ground.

Void
May 11, 2026
#30449
MaxMax

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

While the Sixers were swept, they were a playoff team, making 'bad' a relative term of frustration.

Big Cat and PFT were quick to point out that it wasn't just Brunson doing the heavy lifting. The Knicks have transformed their offense by putting the ball in the hands of their big man at the high post, a move that has unlocked their ceiling as legitimate contenders.

Win
May 11, 2026
#30448
Big CatBig Cat

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

Towns' assist numbers in the Sixers series (64 through five games) were objectively higher than his previous playoff average, supporting the observation of a tactical shift.

The Wizards Win the Lottery

While the Sixers are looking at a bleak summer, the Washington Wizards are officially back. PFT is glowing after the Wizards landed the number one overall pick in the NBA Draft Lottery, cementing a future that looks significantly brighter than the one currently unfolding in Philly. Between Anthony Davis, Trae Young, and a looming superstar rookie, the Wizards are finally escaping the 'least consequential franchise' basement.

Void
May 11, 2026
#30450
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Wizards have a better future than the Philadelphia 76ers

Who would you rather be right now, the 76ers or the Washington Wizards? Like the future? Yeah. Gotta be the wizards. Without a doubt. The Wizards. I mean you have an all NBA first teamer Anthony Davis, Trey Young has proven he can be a clutch player... and then you have the number one pick.

The Wizards having the #1 pick and younger stars versus the Sixers' aging core and playoff exits makes this a debatable but grounded stance.

Big Cat is particularly high on the draft class, specifically the floor of Cameron Boozer. While other guys might have higher ceilings, Boozer feels like the kind of pick you simply can't miss on, especially for a team like the Grizzlies who are lurking in the lottery.

Open
May 11, 2026·NBA Draft Lottery
#30455
Big CatBig Cat

Cameron Boozer is 'bust-proof'

I do think Boozer has the highest floor lowest ceiling. He's bust proof. I don't think he's gonna be like some of these [other guys]... Boozer looks like a Grizzly though.

Boozer's career outcome is pending his draft and several years of play.

Biz Rails Against the Maple Leafs

Our good friend Paul Bissonnette joined the show and he is officially done with the Toronto Maple Leafs. Biz explains the backstory of his loyalty to Shane Doan and why the hiring of John Chayka as the new GM is a total slap in the face. It’s a saga involving breakfast place betrayals, illegal combines, and computer screens that don't actually do anything. Biz is so out on the Leafs that even their luck in landing the first overall pick (and a potential phenom in Gavin McKenna) isn't enough to bring him back.

Void
May 11, 2026
#30467
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Toronto Maple Leafs hiring John Chayka as GM is laughable given his track record

to get the the the one of the biggest, if not the biggest jobs in hockey as far as the general manager with the track record he has is laughable. Listen, maybe he ends up going on to have success. But to get... the biggest jobs in hockey... with the track record he has is laughable.

The hire was highly controversial in the hockey community, but its ultimate success will be judged by the Leafs' playoff performance.

On the ice, Biz is all-in on the Carolina Hurricanes. Despite the narrative that they’re a boring 'dump and chase' team, Biz argues they are playing the most electric hockey of the postseason and have the culture to finally break through.

Win
May 11, 2026
#30459
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Carolina Hurricanes are the most impressive team in the 2026 playoffs

If any anyone has doubted them or said negative things at this point, at least they should be getting on their hands and knees begging for forgiveness... they're electric. They've scored some amazing goals off the rush... they constantly attack you even when they're playing defense.

Carolina did start the 2026 playoffs 8-0 as of the recording date, making them objectively impressive.

When it comes to the Western Conference, Biz can't help but admire the insanity of Nathan MacKinnon. From his zone two cardio in a snorkel and goggles to his sheer dominance on the puck, MacKinnon has the Avalanche looking like the team to beat for the Cup.

Void
May 11, 2026
#30460
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Nathan McKinnon's scuba gear pool routine is a genius low-impact exercise

He handles his off ice as more intense probably than anyone in the league... in order to like recover, he gets to zone two cardio on his off days and he does it through low impact exercise in the swimming pool. So he does that, he'll go in there with the snorkeler and the goggles... he has some unauthentic, you know, things that he does as far as his preparation and who am I to to judge him.

McKinnon is widely known for extreme dedication to diet and recovery, though the specific efficacy of scuba-snorkeling is subjective.

Aliens, Grit Week, and Joe Pa

Who's Back of the week brought us the return of Aliens. The government released 150 pages of documents, but Big Cat remains unimpressed by the lack of actual extraterrestrial violence. If they're going to come here, they need to stop the slow drip and just do something about it.

Void
May 11, 2026·Who's Back
#30456
Big CatBig Cat

Aliens are pussies because they won't just attack Earth already

I think aliens are pussies. All we do is talk about aliens go like, oh, they're gonna come blow up Earth do it then enough talk. Enough talk.

Whether aliens are 'pussies' is not a verifiable claim.

We also looked ahead to Grit Week starting next Monday. The guys are heading to Jacksonville and need an AWL with a construction site or a backyard project that needs some very questionable labor. To wrap things up, the guys discussed the ultimate office decor, with Big Cat pitching the most controversial statement piece in history.

Void
May 11, 2026
#30472
Big CatBig Cat

Buying the Joe Paterno statue would be a legendary statement piece that eliminates the need for small talk

I would 100% buy the Joe Pa statue. I think it would be a great statement piece... imagine you walk in and the Joe Pa statue is right there... you don't have to do small talk. When you got the Joe Pa statue, you're bam, you're in the conversation.

As a subjective comedic take on interior design and social dynamics, it cannot be verified.

If you see a 43-foot banner of footballs or a bronze statue of a Big Ten legend in the Chicago office, don't ask about the price. Just get charged up.

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Void
May 11, 2026
#30447
MemesMemes

The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The 2026 Knicks reached the Eastern Conference Finals, marking their most successful season since the late 90s.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30451
MaxMax

Josh Harris is a bad owner who doesn't know how to build an organization

I just think he's a bad owner who doesn't know how to build an organization. I'm happy that he's a bad owner.

Owner quality is inherently subjective, though Harris has seen playoff success with the Sixers and a rebuild with the Commanders.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30452
HankHank

The Knicks will win the 2026 NBA Championship

They look unstoppable. I would be shocked if this team doesn't win NBA. No one is killing that knick team today.

The outcome of the 2026 NBA Finals is pending.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30463
Big CatBig Cat

Cade Cunningham is the best player in the Pistons vs. Cavaliers series

Cade Cunningham's the best player in this series. And that was the difference in that game is that he, for the, for the first time in a few games, he had like a, a poor ending to a game where that's, that's usually when Cade Cunningham just kicks everyone's ass.

Cunningham finished the 2025-26 season as an All-Star and the clear leader of the Pistons, though the Cavs won this series.
Open
May 11, 2026·NBA Playoffs
#30453
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LeBron James will retire after the 2026 season because he has caught the 'golf bug'

I think the golfing, the golf bug might have convinced LeBron James to to forego another full year in the NBA. I think he's gonna be like, you know what, this is kind of awesome. I'm just gonna play golf.

LeBron's retirement status for the 2026 offseason is unknown.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30464
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eastern Conference will take over as the dominant conference in the NBA over the next five years

If I'm the East, I'm thinking to myself like, in the next five years, we could take over the West. Like we we're, we're gonna be the dominant contest.

This is a long-term prediction that depends on the trajectory of young cores like the Magic, Knicks, and Wizards vs. the Thunder and Spurs.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30465
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Wizards are the least consequential franchise in professional sports

I say it all the time that they're the least consequential franchise in professional sports. I think now that the Buffalo Sabres are doing some work in the playoffs, it's probably just a hundred percent the Washington Wizards until now.

While subjective, the Wizards' lack of conference finals appearances since 1978 supports the argument for their lack of impact.
Open
May 11, 2026·NBA Draft Lottery
#30454
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Wizards will be at least a play-in team and potentially the 5th seed next year

I think that play in or bust next year. And if Anthony Davis stays healthy, I think we might be like to succeed maybe the fifth seed next year.

This prediction for the 2026-27 season is pending.
Void
May 11, 2026·Who's Back
#30466
Big CatBig Cat

Aliens definitely exist, but they don't give a fuck about Earth

I think they exist. I think it's tremendously egotistical of us to think that they're coming here. The universe is so fucking huge. You think they're like, oh yeah, we gotta go get those guys. They don't give a fuck about us.

The existence of extraterrestrial life is currently unverified, though mathematically probable.
Void
May 11, 2026·Who's Back
#30457
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL schedule release is ruined because of the slow-drip reveal process

I'm so sick of the NFL schedule. They they did ruin something that was fun. Because now they've just made it where they're gonna release like two games... good Morning America and be like, who tease? Yeah. Just tell us the games.

The 'fun' of a schedule release is a subjective feeling, but his description of the NFL's marketing tactics is accurate.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30458
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

John Chayka is a 'snake oil salesman' who lost his credibility in the NHL

I've talked to 20 people around the league and 19 of 'em have told me that this guy has no credibility. He's a snake, snake oil salesman. He's full of and just basically like like question completely question the guy's character.

Chayka's reputation in the league is a matter of widely reported controversy, making Biz's characterization consistent with many reports.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30468
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Gavin McKenna will be a phenom in the NHL

Gavin McKenna... who a kid I wanna follow. He's gonna be, I think he's gonna be a phenom. I'm gonna follow wherever he goes. Well now I don't get to follow him... because I'm sure the Leafs are gonna draft him.

McKenna is widely considered the top prospect for his draft class and a future NHL star.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30469
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Rod Brind'Amour should be in the Hall of Fame as a player

This guy [Rod Brind'Amour] retired, he should be in the hall of fame as a player isn't, and now he's led the Carolina Hurricanes since he's been head coach to I believe eight or nine now, playoff appearances.

Brind'Amour has over 1,100 points and two Selke trophies, making him a perennial candidate for the Hockey Hall of Fame.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30470
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Colorado Avalanche will win the 2026 Stanley Cup

If you held a gun to my head, I would say Avalanche just because I, I, I just, I look at their roster and right now they... they look healthy. I, I would lean towards them.

The 2026 Stanley Cup finals are still a month away.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30461
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Macklin Celebrini is the 'next Sidney Crosby'

San Jose ended up getting the second overall pick. Right now I'm rocking a San Jose Sharks Macklin Celebrini jersey. This kid is a stud. He is a fucking freak. He's the next Sidney Crosby. He dominated the Olympics like best on best. He was the like the he was like arguably the best player for Canada.

Whether Celebrini reaches Crosby's tier is a long-term prediction that is currently pending.
Win
May 11, 2026
#30462
Big CatBig Cat

Anthony Edwards is an 'absolute dog' for playing on one leg

Anthony Edwards. Dude, that guy had his leg went backwards 10 days ago and he came out tonight. I think he was taking oxygen during the game. Absolute dog. What a performance... Anthony Edwards like on one leg drops 36 and just will not let the timber rolls lose this game.

Edwards did play through a significant leg injury and scored 36 points, supporting the 'dog' characterization in sports terms.
Open
May 11, 2026
#30471
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Timberwolves are the team that would give the Thunder the best push in the 2026 Western Conference playoffs

I feel like the Timberwolves might be the team that would give the Thunder the best push in these playoffs just because I feel I've seen them do it again and again and again against supposedly, you know, outmatched opponents.

The 2026 Western Conference Finals have yet to be played.

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