The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

The Washington Wizards have a better future than the Philadelphia 76ers

Who would you rather be right now, the 76ers or the Washington Wizards? Like the future? Yeah. Gotta be the wizards. Without a doubt. The Wizards. I mean you have an all NBA first teamer Anthony Davis, Trey Young has proven he can be a clutch player... and then you have the number one pick.

LeBron James will retire after the 2026 season because he has caught the 'golf bug'

I think the golfing, the golf bug might have convinced LeBron James to to forego another full year in the NBA. I think he's gonna be like, you know what, this is kind of awesome. I'm just gonna play golf.

The Washington Wizards are the least consequential franchise in professional sports

I say it all the time that they're the least consequential franchise in professional sports. I think now that the Buffalo Sabres are doing some work in the playoffs, it's probably just a hundred percent the Washington Wizards until now.