The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

The Washington Wizards have a better future than the Philadelphia 76ers

Who would you rather be right now, the 76ers or the Washington Wizards? Like the future? Yeah. Gotta be the wizards. Without a doubt. The Wizards. I mean you have an all NBA first teamer Anthony Davis, Trey Young has proven he can be a clutch player... and then you have the number one pick.

The Jets might start the 2026 NFL season 4-0

I'm fired up. I think the Jets might start 4-0.

Nudes are better than sex

Nudes are better than sex. Nah, I'm too fat to have sex, so that's why I like nudes. Blow jobs only.

The New York Jets will break their playoff drought this season

I probably should have said for my preemptive take that the Jets were gonna break their playoff drought, but I might just be God.