The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.