Skip to content
PMTPMT DB
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Wizards are the least consequential franchise in professional sports

I say it all the time that they're the least consequential franchise in professional sports. I think now that the Buffalo Sabres are doing some work in the playoffs, it's probably just a hundred percent the Washington Wizards until now.

While subjective, the Wizards' lack of conference finals appearances since 1978 supports the argument for their lack of impact.

More from this episode

View episode
Void
May 11, 2026
#30447
MemesMemes

The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The 2026 Knicks reached the Eastern Conference Finals, marking their most successful season since the late 90s.
Win
May 11, 2026
#30448
Big CatBig Cat

The Knicks have finally unlocked Karl-Anthony Towns as an offensive facilitator

Timbs is a very good coach, but it does feel like The Knicks had finally figured out a way to unlock Kat in terms of being a guy who can facilitate offense. The high posts, you know, his assist number has been off the charts.

Towns' assist numbers in the Sixers series (64 through five games) were objectively higher than his previous playoff average, supporting the observation of a tactical shift.
Void
May 11, 2026
#30449
MaxMax

I didn't want the Sixers to make the playoffs because this iteration of the team is bad

This isn't a good team. They're not a good basketball team. I don't know what happened in the Celtics series, but this is who we thought they were. I didn't want to make the playoffs because I didn't want watch this iteration of the Sixers. This team is bad.

While the Sixers were swept, they were a playoff team, making 'bad' a relative term of frustration.

More from PFT Commenter

View profile
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.