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The Suns are officially dead after one of the most embarrassing Game 7 performances ever

Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked. We're calling it. This game. Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked... This is an embarrassing performance game seven at home... The Suns are playing like they have Chris Paul and four James Hardens in a game seven. That's how they're playing.

The Suns lost by 33 points, confirming the 'cooked' status.

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May 16, 2022
#13707
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chris Paul is a fraud and the best NBA player of all time that has sucked

I'm going to call it right now. I'm going to use a hard D-bomb. What's that? Hank? A fraud. ... Chris Paul is literally the best NBA player of all time that has sucked. ... Don't get too committed to one player who's 37 years old and chokes in the playoffs.

Subjective label of 'fraud', though Paul's playoff failures are statistically significant.
Void
May 16, 2022
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David Stern saved the NBA by nixing the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade because Paul is a loser

Go back to when the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade didn't happen because David Stern nixed it. I think David Stern accurately knew like, 'Hey, the league's better when the Lakers were winning championships, I'm not going to let this trade go through just because I know that [the Lakers] will never win a ring when Chris Paul's on the team.' I think it wasn't a matter of making a super team that made him step in... I think he actually saved the NBA.

Subjective historical analysis of intent, though Paul indeed has never won a ring.
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May 16, 2022
#13708
HankHank

The Celtics will beat the Heat in five or six games

I do think the Celtics are a better team. Like I think this should be a five or six game series. And I just, you know, Heat culture all that shit, but that was, you know, even the bubble, like the Celtics team is a much different team than they were in the bubble. They're way better.

The Celtics did beat the Heat to advance to the Finals, but it took the full seven games, not five or six.

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Clippers fans are the biggest losers of the NBA's investigation and punishment

I think the biggest loser is Clippers fans. They get screwed in this. Their owner and general manager do illegal things... And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for Clippers fans.

The Clippers 'Tree Scandal' and 'Death Penalty' punishment described in the transcript is a fictional satirical bit based on the 'today' date of 2026.
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Kawhi Leonard is the worst player acquisition of all time in sports history

Kawhi Leonard is now the worst trader or, or the worst acquisition of all time in sports. Ten first round picks... All for Kawhi Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the, with the LA Clippers. That is the worst player acquisition of all time.

This is a subjective evaluation of a fictionalized future scenario (the 2026 Clippers investigation).
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The NBA should put the Clippers' forfeited picks up for the winner of the NBA Cup

Henry the Blasian said that if the NBA was smart, they would put these five picks up for the winner of the NBA cup, which would be fantastic. And you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pick. Why not NBA do it?

The NBA did not implement this specific rule regarding forfeited picks for the 2026/27 season.