The Trail Blazers will 'gentleman sweep' the Lakers

We're gonna need full Hank hate in the tank for the next series and the series after that if they can somehow survive the gentleman sweep coming away from the Blazers.

The Lakers will not win the NBA title this year

So I like the Lakers, they're not going to win the title. I can guarantee you that... watch them tonight. And I was like this team is broken.

Anthony Davis is afraid to be the 'alpha' while playing with LeBron James

Is AD afraid to be the alpha with LeBron around him? That's the question that people are asking.

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.