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Michael Strahan, David Arquette, And The Lakers Are Dead (After 1 Game)

Wednesday, August 19, 202017 takes

Laker Dan is down as we recap the first 2 days of the NBA playoffs with both 8 seeds shocking the 1 seeds on Tuesday ( - ). Hockey playoffs and hot seat/cool throne talking about baseball unwritten rules and Joe Judge becoming the new Football Guy on the block ( - ). Michael Strahan joins the show to talk about his career, being America's sweetheart, paying Brett Favre for the sack record and more ( - ). David Arquette joins the show to talk about acting, his doll collection, and his new documentary about his return to wrestling ( - 1). Guys on Chicks.

Michael Strahan on Giants, Sack Records, and David Arquette's Return

The NBA bubble is officially heating up and the guys are already declaring the Lakers deceased. After a dismal Game 1 shooting performance against the Blazers, Big Cat and PFT are convinced the King might be in trouble. While Big Cat is holding onto some sanity regarding the series outcome, he’s seen enough of the Lakers' supporting cast to make a bold declaration about their June (or October) plans.

Loss
Aug 19, 2020
#18780
Big CatBig Cat

The Lakers will not win the NBA title this year

So I like the Lakers, they're not going to win the title. I can guarantee you that... watch them tonight. And I was like this team is broken.

The Lakers won the 2020 NBA Championship in the bubble.

While the Lakers struggled, the guys looked around the rest of the league. Hank is taking a victory lap on the Bucks looking vulnerable, while Big Cat is falling in love with Luka Doncic’s hips. PFT is even leaning into the chaos, suggesting that LeBron and AD might not be enough to stop a complete collapse against Dame Lillard.

Loss
Aug 19, 2020
#24771
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Trail Blazers will 'gentleman sweep' the Lakers

We're gonna need full Hank hate in the tank for the next series and the series after that if they can somehow survive the gentleman sweep coming away from the Blazers.

The Lakers actually won the series 4-1, performing the gentleman's sweep on the Blazers themselves.

Michael Strahan on the Giants and the Sack Record

Michael Strahan joined the show to talk about his legendary career and his current life as America’s stepdad. The conversation immediately turned to a fake jersey auction, with Strahan confirming he still has all his gear from the Super Bowl win over the undefeated Patriots. He isn't selling a thing, especially not the jersey that still smells like the greatest night of his career.

Win
Aug 19, 2020
#18786
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

The jersey currently up for auction from the Super Bowl is not the real one

That's not the jury that I have hanging down stairs at my gym... I just knew after that game. I was going to keep everything... the jerseys hanging downstairs. And the rest of the day. I have the rest of the Jersey. I have my glove my wrist brace my shoes. I got everything. So when I saw that I was a little surprised to man.

Strahan is the ultimate authority on his own property, and there were no subsequent reports proving him wrong.

They also discussed the current state of the Giants and Joe Judge’s "football guy" tactics of making coaches run laps. Strahan shared an incredible story about almost fighting Tom Coughlin over a $500 fine for being three minutes early instead of five. He noted that while being a hard-ass can work, the connection to the players is what actually delivers rings.

Win
Aug 19, 2020
#24774
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

A human connection between coach and team is essential for winning

I don't think there is any mistaking that having a connection and a human connection with your team is what helps you win. So if [Joe Judge] has that, he has a shot. If he doesn't, I don't care how many laps you run... you just won't win.

While subjective, Judge's tenure ended poorly with reports of him losing the locker room, supporting Strahan's logic.

Of course, the guys had to ask about the 22.5 sack record and the Brett Favre "slide." Strahan remains unbothered by the noise, noting that he did what he had to do to get the number. He also shared some wisdom for current players who are already looking at their TV careers before they've even finished their rookie contracts.

Void
Aug 19, 2020
#24775
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

Active players should never prioritize secondary careers over football

Don't lose focus of your primary for something that is secondary and can wait... your primary job right now is going to get you to the ends into the business is football.

General life/career advice is inherently subjective.

David Arquette and the Wrestling World

David Arquette stopped by to talk about his new documentary, *You Cannot Kill David Arquette*. He opened up about the genuine bullying he felt from the wrestling community after winning the WCW title years ago and why he felt the need to return to the ring to earn the boys' respect. He’s been stabbed with light tubes and had his ribs crushed, all to prove he belongs in a ring.

Void
Aug 19, 2020
#18790
David ArquetteDavid Arquette

LeBron James and Dwight Howard are real Lakers because they wear the uniform

I don't know about that. Finally puts the Jersey on and wins a championship. That's all we care about... here's the way I look at it is we put the uniform on your liquor in my book.

This is a subjective definition of fandom and team identity.

Beyond the ring, Arquette showed off a truly terrifying collection of puppets, including one made by his grandfather that looked like it was designed specifically to haunt Big Cat’s dreams. The guys also touched on his legendary role in *Scream* and how he potentially traumatized an entire generation of kids into never answering a landline again.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat belongs to the unwritten rules of baseball after Fernando Tatis Jr. committed the ultimate sin of hitting a grand slam on a 3-0 count. The guys are desperate for more people to actually defend these rules so they have someone to argue with. Meanwhile, Big Cat is fully back on his nonsense with the Big Ten.

Push
Big CatBig Cat

Big Ten football is officially back

My cool throne is Big Ten football because Big Ten football is back. Totally. It's officially back Surya sir. Yacht who is her? Yacht. He doesn't have a random dude on Twitter who last I got tagged me one of his tweets and he was like sort my sources are telling me that the Big Ten football season like schools are very upset Big 10 football season still is back on.

While it wasn't 'back' that day, the Big Ten did eventually reverse its decision on September 16, 2020, to play a fall season.

Whether it’s a random guy on a Periscope or a vague tweet about a schedule, Big Cat is choosing to believe that football in the Midwest is inevitable. We wrapped up with Guys on Chicks featuring a very confused medical assistant and a debate about whether Snapchat is just a photo editing app for 20-somethings now.

Never forget that Tom Wilson probably saved that guy's life by boarding him into the lively Toronto cushions.

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More Takes

Win
Aug 19, 2020
#18779
Big CatBig Cat

The Trail Blazers are not going to win their series against the Lakers

What I've said from the start is the Blazers aren't going to win this series and they're not gonna win this series. [Game 1] was the worst shooting team I've ever seen though, the Lakers.

The Lakers won the series 4-1.
Void
Aug 19, 2020
#24772
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Anthony Davis is afraid to be the 'alpha' while playing with LeBron James

Is AD afraid to be the alpha with LeBron around him? That's the question that people are asking.

This is a subjective psychological assessment of a player's dynamic.
Push
Aug 19, 2020
#18781
HankHank

The Milwaukee Bucks stink

Hank was magic earned their pins cake. I want to give you credit and for saying the buck being the first to be the Bucks stink guy. Thank you. That was your call because you were right on that.

The Bucks won the first round but were upset in the second round by the Heat, lending some credence to the idea they were flawed that season.
Loss
Aug 19, 2020
#18782
Big CatBig Cat

The Clippers are the best team in the NBA when it matters most

I think the Clippers are still the best team... I still think when the chips are down like Kawhi is the type of guy. I just don't care how he looks right now. It's like once they get to the end of series like in the Western Conference Finals, like that's all I care about.

The Clippers famously blew a 3-1 lead to the Nuggets in the second round, never making it to the Western Conference Finals.
Win
Aug 19, 2020
#18783
Big CatBig Cat

No one in the NBA can stop Luka Doncic

Luka is incredible, Luka is so fucking good... I just don't think there's anyone who can stop Luka. That's how good he is.

Doncic's career trajectory and playoff stats since 2020 largely validate this take.
Win
Aug 19, 2020
#24773
Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics will beat the 76ers even without Gordon Hayward

I mean the Celtics are going to win that series, right? Yeah, even without Gordon Hayward, they're good.

The Celtics swept the 76ers 4-0.
Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

History suggests Joe Judge's 'hard-ass' coaching style might not work for the Giants

Joe judges, he is going full interim head coach right now and I hope it works just because I want to see Joe judge in the league if he's doing hilarious stuff like this from day one. I hope it works out but history tells us it might not.

Joe Judge was fired by the Giants after two losing seasons (6-10 and 4-13).
Push
Aug 19, 2020
#18787
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

Eli Manning is a surefire Hall of Famer

I think Eli you the Hall of Famer is the first ballot. I don't know but I think in this your Fire Hall of Famer without a doubt, I think just the two Super Bowl wins, and and the Let's play that he had missed a career that he had without missing.

Michael Strahan predicted Eli Manning was a 'surefire Hall of Famer' and possibly first ballot. Manning was a finalist for the 2025 class but did NOT get in on the first ballot. He's a finalist again for 2026. He'll likely get in eventually, but the 'first ballot' part was wrong.
Win
Aug 19, 2020
#18788
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

I broke the single-season sack record and don't care about the Brett Favre 'dive' controversy

22 and a half baby if you don't like it, don't break it... anything records are meant to be broken. The only record I cared about when it came to Saks already had That's LP single-season record with the giant... I broke the number that was there.

Strahan officially held the record of 22.5 until T.J. Watt tied it in 2021.
Win
Aug 19, 2020
#18789
Michael StrahanMichael Strahan

Defensive end is the second most important position in football

I think the second highest paid position and football is a defensive end. Yeah behind your back because that's the only guy on the defensive side of the ball who can disrupt the quarterback in so many ways.

Salary data generally supports that edge rushers are among the highest-paid non-QBs in the NFL.

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