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Zack Hample is officially the greatest home run catcher of all time

[Zack Hample] is back. ... He's not the worst. He's actually the greatest foul ball guy, catcher of all time. ... How about maybe get better foul ball or home run catchers to compete with him?

By pure volume of balls caught, Hample is factually the most successful ball-hawk in MLB history, though 'greatest' is subjective.

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Aug 29, 2022
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Scott Frost is officially on the hot seat after the onside kick against Northwestern

Scott Frost has been doing Scott Frost on the hot seat already. If he wasn't going into the season, he is now. ... What are they going to do this year to fuck themselves over? Oh, how about go up by 11 and then try an onside kick when you have all the momentum?

Scott Frost was indeed fired on September 11, 2022, just two weeks after this episode aired.
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Aug 29, 2022
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Chicken wings are not a good leftover

As a man that loves chicken wings, who would like to be buried under six feet of chicken wings when I die, I will be the first to tell you that chicken wings are not a good leftover.

This is a subjective culinary opinion.
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I am 100% on Aaron Donald's side because I want to be on the right side of history when the robots take over

Aaron Donald should be allowed to do [whatever he wants]. ... I'm 100% on Aaron Donald's side. ... I'm very much on the side, just like I'm on the side of the robots that will eventually take over this planet. I want to be on the right side of history. Next time I find myself in a room with Aaron Donald, I want him to know that I do not hold this against him. I'm on your side no matter what. Please don't hurt me, Mr. Donald.

This is a purely subjective expression of humorous fealty to a dominant player.

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The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

While subjective, the blunder by the US goalkeeper (Freeze/Turner) was widely mocked as a 'MAC football' level mistake.
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The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

Subjective comparison.
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We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.

Subjective perspective on American soccer.