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HankHank

Cam Newton would still be on the Patriots if he were vaccinated

I think if cam Newton was vaccinated, he'd still be on the team.

While Bill Belichick denied the vaccine played a role, many analysts noted that Newton's absence due to protocols allowed Mac Jones to secure the starting job.

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Sep 1, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Hard Knocks sucks this season

We have watch hard knocks and it sucks. And I don't know what we're doing, but we're here for the people, right? That is our dedication to you.

The 2021 Hard Knocks season with the Cowboys received mixed to poor reviews for being overly focused on Jerry Jones and lacking drama.
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Sep 1, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Cam Newton is no longer a starting-caliber quarterback

I don't think he's a starter. He wasn't a, he wasn't good enough to be a starter. I mean, he was a starter last year, but he wasn't, he didn't play like one for the majority of the year. I objectively think cam Newton's good anymore. He objectively was bad for the majority of last season.

Newton struggled to find a consistent starting role after being cut by New England, briefly returning to Carolina but failing to reclaim his former MVP form.
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Sep 1, 2021
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Bill Belichick would sign a 'super spreader' if he thought they could help the Patriots win games

Bill Belichick would sign someone who was like a super spreader of vaccine if he was really good at quarterback. Cause all he cares about is winning football games. And that's the number one thing.

This is a characterization of Belichick's philosophy rather than a verifiable event, making it subjective.

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Tom Brady helping Mike Macdonald prepare for the Patriots would be a huge slap in the face to the New England region.

That would be egregious if that was true. I don't believe it is true. But if it were, that would be unforgivable. Not unforgivable. That would be a, a blemish, a big blemish. Big time. It'd be a slap in the face of the whole region.

Subjective opinion on how a hypothetical rumor would be perceived.
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Jayson Tatum is playing cute by claiming he found out about the Jaylen Brown trade on social media.

I'm sure he knew that he was on the trading block and he didn't know specifically when he got traded and he found out just like everyone else... all Brad Stevens, Jaylen Brown, they talked about how, you know, he was gonna be on the trading block and they were gonna try and move him. So I'm sure Jayson Tatum was also aware of that. But in terms of, he's probably playing a little, a little cutesy there where like no one specifically told him, 'Hey, this is the trade.' He found out like everyone else. But I'm sure he was not surprised and fully aware what the plan was.

Subjective interpretation of Tatum's PR framing.
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The Celtics have another major move coming following the Jaylen Brown trade

There's something going on here. I I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jalen Brown was getting traded. I could, I could just feel it. I could feel it coming... I feel like the Paul George thing is, there's the, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming.

The trade just happened in the fictional 2026 timeline provided; further moves are pending.