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HankHank

Cam Newton would still be on the Patriots if he were vaccinated

I think if cam Newton was vaccinated, he'd still be on the team.

While Bill Belichick denied the vaccine played a role, many analysts noted that Newton's absence due to protocols allowed Mac Jones to secure the starting job.

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Sep 1, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Hard Knocks sucks this season

We have watch hard knocks and it sucks. And I don't know what we're doing, but we're here for the people, right? That is our dedication to you.

The 2021 Hard Knocks season with the Cowboys received mixed to poor reviews for being overly focused on Jerry Jones and lacking drama.
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Sep 1, 2021
#13411
Big CatBig Cat

Cam Newton is no longer a starting-caliber quarterback

I don't think he's a starter. He wasn't a, he wasn't good enough to be a starter. I mean, he was a starter last year, but he wasn't, he didn't play like one for the majority of the year. I objectively think cam Newton's good anymore. He objectively was bad for the majority of last season.

Newton struggled to find a consistent starting role after being cut by New England, briefly returning to Carolina but failing to reclaim his former MVP form.
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Sep 1, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Bill Belichick would sign a 'super spreader' if he thought they could help the Patriots win games

Bill Belichick would sign someone who was like a super spreader of vaccine if he was really good at quarterback. Cause all he cares about is winning football games. And that's the number one thing.

This is a characterization of Belichick's philosophy rather than a verifiable event, making it subjective.

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HankHank

This is the Knicks' championship to lose

This series is over. Right. And the Spurs Thunder series looks like it's going at least six, probably seven. Like it looks like an absolute battle. Yeah. So that's good for them. The Spurs all things, I mean, this is, this is the Knicks championship to lose.

The Knicks are currently in the second round/Conference finals (implied), so they haven't won the championship yet.
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HankHank

My official stance on the Toucher & Rich radio beef is simply 'fuck 'em'

I'm not leading this battle. They took a shot. I said fuck him. And that's where I stand... Official stance. So you guys can just fuck him.

Subjective personal stance.
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HankHank

I did not fart during the Kellen Moore interview; it was just air that fell out of my body

The sound did come out of me, my body. But it was not a conscious fart... Most farts air coming out of your asshole, max, most farts max have to push. Like most farts, you're like, this one fell out... I was not like, consciously like, oh, I got a fart. But when I lifted up my leg, I, I guess I had like gas down there... A dude came out of my ass. That was so loud.

It was definitively a fart.