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The Chicago Bears will go 16-0 and run the table in 2017

Yeah, so, you know, obviously we're going to run the table in the regular season... We're going to roll the whole way down the river clean... 16-0.

The 2017 Bears went 5-11.

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Jun 23, 2017
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Bulls front office members Gar Foreman and John Paxson remain fuckheads

Gar Foreman and John Paxson remain fuckheads. [The Bulls season] never even began, but yes, it is over. They're dead... I don't trust these guys to actually rebuild correctly. I mean, you got fucking trainers saying that they're worse than drug dealers.

The Bulls failed to rebuild successfully under this regime, eventually firing them years later after continued mediocrity.
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Jun 23, 2017
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Lauri Markkanen is a bum who is soft and sucks

I find out they drafted... Lauri Markkanen from Arizona. I am now going to sell myself on this guy, which is going to be the greatest spin zone of all time, because we went to the Pac-12 championship game, and I think we said multiple times, this guy fucking sucks. He's a bum. He's soft.

Lauri Markkanen went on to be an All-Star and won Most Improved Player in 2023, proving he does not 'suck.'
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LaVar Ball will be doing work for the WWE within two years

Within two years, [LaVar Ball] is going to be doing stuff for WWE. He is that good at being the heel. Like, he was yelling at the reporter for not holding the microphone close enough to his face.

LaVar Ball appeared on WWE Raw just days later on June 26, 2017, for a segment with The Miz.

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Texas Tech LB Rodriguez is undervalued and a 'born football player'

Some guys are just born football players and this guy, the linebacker from Texas Tech... Rodriguez... I like to watch the cutups of these guys in coverage... Rodriguez has a ton of ball skills. He's also a great tackler in space. ... Reuben Bain reminds me of one of those kind of players.

This will be proven by Rodriguez's draft position and subsequent NFL performance.
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Matt Nagy and Jackson Dart together in New York will be a lot of fun

I love Jackson Dart, I love the idea of Matt Nagy being the OC and not having to worry about head coach duties? ... if Matt Nagy and Jackson Dart can get on the same page, it's gonna be a lot of fun for people in New York.

The outcome of this offensive pairing will be seen in the upcoming NFL season.
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Next year is the Josh Allen show with Joe Brady's offense, and DJ Moore will be a big part of it

I think what we see next year is the Josh Allen show. And with DJ Moore coming to town with a few of those offensive linemen still around, this group is still gonna be firepower on offense. Who's gonna rush the passer in the playoffs? Who's gonna be the guy that you know sends chills down the spine of a tackle on third down?

Pending - 2026 NFL season hasn't happened yet.