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JJ Watt interview update live from Wisconsin ( - ). NBA Draft recap and the Jimmy Butler trade has Big Cat Seeing Red ( - ). Winners and Losers from the draft ( - ). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about training after his injury last year, Jay Glazer, and Mount Rushmore of Brothers ( - ). Segments include PR 101 for Markelle Fultz and Dennis Smith's social media. Hurt or Injured Marian Hossa. Bad Visual for Trump driving his golf cart on the greens. Emergency Football Guy of the week. Explain it to Big Cat and our new segment "Higher Learning" where two guys that graduated college over a decade ago give advice to incoming Freshman and Billy Football.
Recap
Big CatBulls front office members Gar Foreman and John Paxson remain fuckheads
Gar Foreman and John Paxson remain fuckheads. [The Bulls] never even began, but yes, it is over. They're dead... You got trainers saying that they're worse than drug dealers. [Paxson], you choked out your coach, Vinny Del Negro, and punched him. Don't tell me that you have morals.
Big CatLauri Markkanen is a bum who is soft and sucks
I find out they drafted... Lauri Markkanen from Arizona. I am now going to sell myself on this guy, which is going to be the greatest spin zone of all time, because we went to the Pac-12 championship game, and I think we said multiple times, this guy fucking sucks. He's a bum. He's soft.
Big CatLauri Markkanen is 'Baby Dirk'
Here's my only Lauri Markkanen spin zone that I'm going to try to sell myself on. I think I'm just going to call him Baby Dirk. And just hope he grows into it. He's a white European dude. I'm just going to call him Baby Dirk and hope everyone's just like, hey, maybe he's Baby Dirk.
Winners And Losers
Big CatThe Sacramento Kings actually had a good draft
Sacramento Kings. The Kings actually drafted well. So they got Fox, Justin Jackson, and Harry Giles from Duke. And I actually for a moment was like, is the world – are we still on earth right now?
PFT CommenterMichael Jordan will mentally break Dwight Howard
Now we're going to get Jordan playing one-on-one with Dwight and just backing him down. He's going to dunk on him. Talking shit to him, beating his ass like he did to Kwame Brown. Worked out pretty well for him.
PFT CommenterPhil Jackson is the Wile E. Coyote of the NBA
You could just make up a story like Phil Jackson was spotted walking around MSG with his hand in a toaster and his foot stuck in a bucket and he fell off a balcony, and his feet kept moving until he looked down, and then he fell. He's basically become the Wile E. Coyote of NBA.
Big CatThe Vegas Golden Knights jerseys suck
Those jerseys suck. Bad sleeves. Suck. It's like they tried to get as many colors as they could fit on a sleeve... A fictional 2004 franchise in Madden has better jerseys than a 2017 real-life franchise. It's really bad.
Explain It To Big Cat
Big CatPutting your airplane seat up during landing is useless
Why the fuck do I have to put my seat up when I'm landing in an airplane? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck's going to happen if my seat doesn't go up? It's like one of those seats that creeped back even without me pressing the button... the woman asked me like four times to put my seat up.
Higher Education
Billy FootballIncoming college freshmen should break up with their long-term girlfriends
So I've been dating my girlfriend for around a year now. [Billy Football]: Okay, dumper. Break up. Pretty easy stuff.
PFT CommenterTaking acid is dangerous; freshmen should stick to binge drinking
But I'm just going to say, for the record, taking acid is very dangerous. Stick to safe things, like binge drinking your freshman year.
PFT CommenterRugby is the best sport to lie about playing to pick up women
Clear answer, obvious rugby. Rugby does it. We pay money to each other and we buy equipment and beer. We have socials with other sports teams and we sing songs.