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Void
Aug 3, 2022
#3689
Luke FickellLuke Fickell

I would cut off Mike Vrabel's penis for a college football championship

[Big Cat]: Would you cut off Mike Vrabel's penis for a college football championship? [Fickell]: Sure. Because he's already throwing it out there and he's got plenty of kids, man. I guess he's got what he needs.

OpinionCFBScorchingSubjectiveSarcastic
This is a satirical hypothetical scenario.

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Void
Aug 3, 2022
#3678
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Juan Soto is Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds combined

I'm gonna miss him. [Juan Soto] is 23. He's Ted Williams. He might be better than Ted Williams. He's Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds combined.

OpinionBaseballMediumSubjective
While Soto is an elite player, comparing a 23-year-old to the combined stats of Ruth and Bonds is purely subjective hyperbole.
Win
Aug 3, 2022
#3679
Big CatBig Cat

The Washington Nationals were never going to re-sign Juan Soto

The Nationals were never going to re-sign him. So you've got a lot... the Padres aren't going to re-sign him. The Yankees are, the Dodgers are the only two teams that are going to afford Juan Soto.

OpinionBaseballMild
The Nationals did fail to sign him, and the Padres eventually traded him to the Yankees, confirming he was too expensive for mid-market teams.
Win
Aug 3, 2022
#20831
Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Cubs look like idiots for not trading Wilson Contreras at the deadline

The Cubs who didn't trade Wilson Contreras... he's gonna walk for a huge bag at the end of the year and then the Cubs will be like, oh, we got a compensatory pick. That's way worse. They literally dangled this guy for an entire month, they won't give him an extension and now they don't trade him and they look like idiots.

OpinionBaseballMedium
Contreras did eventually sign with the rival Cardinals in the offseason, and the Cubs only received a compensatory pick, confirming Big Cat's frustration was justified.

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Loss
Aug 3, 2022
#3692
Luke FickellLuke Fickell

Cincinnati will play for a championship in 2022

[Big Cat]: Predict Cincinnati's schedule and what their final record's going to be. [Fickell]: We'll play for a championship.

PredictionCFBMedium
Cincinnati finished 9-4 and did not play for a national or conference championship (they finished 3rd in the AAC).

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