Peyton Manning never beat Florida while at Tennessee

Peyton Manning national championships at Tennessee zero... Also I beat Florida once. He never beat Florida people forget [Peyton Manning] never beat Florida.

The MLB players' 'When and Where' social media campaign was a genius PR move that successfully shifted blame onto the owners

Credit to the players because they're genius. The players have played this so perfectly because the 'when and where' tag that they all were tweeting just puts it all on the owners. Like they're ready. They're ready to play. You cannot blame them.

George W. Bush should have been the Commissioner of Baseball

There was a writer who suggested that they bring George W. Bush back to be the commissioner of baseball, which I think should have been his job from the get-go. He should have never gotten the ball. He should have just he would have dominated being a commissioner of baseball. There have been no fucking tie in an All-Star Game, there have been no lockout if George W. Bush was commish.

It is a waste of energy to try to explain a streaming career to people who don't already understand it

I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago... I don't want to explain it. I don't want to talk to you about it. I just want to lay in bed with my dog and my cat and my girl... and everybody leave me the fuck alone. I've had so many of those conversations that I've realized it's a waste of energy. You're not going to get anywhere.

A gorilla would beat a grizzly bear in a fight if it could make a weapon

I would agree with [the grizzly bear] unless the gorilla is in an environment where he can learn to make weapons... I'm gonna leave the guns next to him right before the fight... One in the Chamber... guess who's closer to human? Gorilla.