Bryce Harper probably demanded his $330M contract be paid entirely via Cash Card

I bet you that Bryce Harper has a cash card. I bet you he demanded his entire contract to be paid in the cash card. Do you know why? Because $330 million is cool. But you know what's really cool is having the cash card from the Cash App.

Kyler Murray is officially draftable on my board because he measured at 5'10"

So 5'10", I like him now. He is draftable. He moved up my big board. He is still undraftable for John Elway, like eight inches too short. John Elway even said that. He was like, yeah, he's... You can't get him under center.

Jason Witten's return to the NFL is a genius move to save his broadcasting legacy

What Jason Witten has just pulled off... with the one year of broadcasting that he did. And he was bad. He was very bad. He is now going back to the NFL, and now he can forever be the guy where, well, he never got his second year, so we don't know. The jury's still out on whether or not Jason Witten is bad, and history will be kind to him and not mock him.

The Bills will win the AFC East easily

The Buffalo Bills are gonna win the division and they're gonna win it easily because of look who's in that division.

I am not buying the Patriots this season

No, I'm not [buying the Patriots]. When you win a lot of close games and you don't play a real tough schedule and you kind of falter down the stretch, particularly on offense, that's concerning to me.

The Dallas Cowboys will win the NFC East

I'm bullish on the Cowboys... I think Dallas to me is going to win the division. I think they'll be better than the Eagles. I think they're gonna be better than the Giants and the Commanders.