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NFL Preview With Pete Prisco, Players On New Teams, The 49ers Have An Extra Wide Receiver, CFB Week 0 + Mt Rushmore Of Heavy Things

Monday, August 31, 202621 takes ยท Transcript โ†“

Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (-). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (-). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (-). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (-). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy ThingsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Preseason football is officially in the rearview mirror, and Cut Day has arrived with a side of absolute insanity. Before getting into the roster moves, Big Cat and PFT had to address the internet's newest favorite villain: Deon Love. The man allegedly scammed women out of $1.3 million by pretending to be a San Francisco 49ers wide receiver, despite having zero muscle tone and running routes in the sand that looked like they were filmed in slow motion. He even did a fake Thanksgiving Turkey giveaway because that's just what NFL players do. If you're carrying a helmet into a restaurant, you're either a toddler or a master scammer, and Deon Love chose the latter.

NFL Cut Day and Training Camp Tales

As the rosters trimmed down to 53, some notable names found themselves looking for work or sticking in surprising spots. The Vikings' quarterback room remains a point of contention for Big Cat, who thinks the writing is on the wall for their high-profile rookie.

Loss
Aug 31, 2026
#31276
Big CatBig Cat

JJ McCarthy is finished in Minnesota

I've stated multiple times, I don't think JJ McCarthy's done as a player in the NFL. I do think his time in Minnesota feels like it's done because they kept Carson Wentz and [Kyler Murray].

JJ McCarthy remains on the Vikings roster for the 2026 season despite the crowded room.

Meanwhile, the Rams are making moves that have Big Cat reaching for the "Super Team" label, even if it usually acts as a curse for whoever receives it. Adding Miles Garrett and bringing Aaron Donald back from retirement makes them the paper champions of the NFC West.

Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31290
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are officially a super team after adding Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett

Are we officially calling them a super team? Yeah. Yeah. Because that means they won't win at all. Super team. But they are a super team. ... Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett. ... this was a team that was a play away from the Super Bowl last year and they just added two of the best.

The 2026 NFL season has not yet concluded.

Beyond the cuts, the guys touched on Michael Block still being a massive draw on the Champions Tour. Between the bat-flips and staring down galleries of twelve people, PFT thinks the Saudis missed a golden opportunity with the most electric man in middle-aged golf.

Void
Aug 31, 2026
#31277
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Michael Block could have saved LIV Golf

If [Michael Block] was five years earlier, he would be on LIV. He would have been LIV. And he would've been elected... he probably could've saved LIV. He's exactly what LIV needs. He's a disruption to the game of golf.

LIV Golf continues to exist and Michael Block is on the Champions Tour.

Pete Prisco's Season Preview

Our good friend Pete Prisco joined the show to deliver his annual dose of football wisdom and hatred for mobile quarterbacks. Pete is high on the AFC North and the NFC East, but heโ€™s not ready to crown the usual favorites just yet. Heโ€™s particularly bullish on Mike McCarthyโ€™s squad in Dallas, even if the rest of the world is waiting for them to trip over their own feet in January.

Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31283
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Dallas Cowboys will win the NFC East

I'm bullish on the Cowboys... I think Dallas to me is going to win the division. I think they'll be better than the Eagles. I think they're gonna be better than the Giants and the Commanders.

Outcome of the 2026 NFC East race is pending.

Pete also went deep on the "Vic Fangio effect" and why NFL passing numbers are plummeting. He thinks the league has lost its edge because play-callers are terrified of the interception.

Win
Aug 31, 2026
#31287
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

NFL coaches and play-callers have become too scared

They've all become pussies when it comes to throwing the football... the passing numbers were the lowest average yards were the lowest they've been since 2009 last year... the whole mentality of don't turn it over has kind of bled into the way they call their games.

The statistical trend of lower YPA and higher completion percentages is observable in current NFL data.

When it came to the cellar dwellers, Pete had some harsh words for the Dolphins and Browns. He thinks Cleveland is currently a ship without a sail at quarterback and should lean into the skid to secure a legacy arm in next year's draft.

Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31285
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Browns should tank for Arch Manning

Deshaun Watson, not very good. They're not good at quarterback. So they're gonna have to be able to try and run the ball, manufacture some offense... get your quarterback next year [Arch Manning] and you bring him in there and then you start building around that guy.

Browns season outcome and Manning's draft status are pending.

As for the Super Bowl, Pete is looking for a rematch of the Big Game from a few years ago, but with a different result this time around.

Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31288
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Bengals will defeat the Rams in Super Bowl LXI

I think the Bengals are gonna win the division... I'm picking the Cincinnati Bengals to beat the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl.

Super Bowl LXI is scheduled for February 2027.

Whoโ€™s Back and Mt. Rushmore

Who's Back of the week featured some breaking zoo news regarding a silverback gorilla trade and Jalen Brownโ€™s somewhat awkward farewell party in Boston. PFT is also entering his "locked-in" phase for football season, making a bold physique prediction that would make a shirtless DK Metcalf blush.

Open
Aug 31, 2026ยทWho's Back
#31280
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I will have a six-pack by spring break

I'm going to get so locked during football season this year... I'm turning the last 15 years of my life upside down. This is going to be the season. I'm gonna get ripped. We're gonna have a six pack by spring break.

Historical data on PFT's fitness during football season suggests this is unlikely.

To wrap things up, the Mt. Rushmore season is reaching its boiling point. Hank and Zac went head-to-head on the Mt. Rushmore of Heavy Things. Zac opened with the psychological weight of "Death" and the physical weight of "Sidney Sweeneyโ€™s rack," while Hank went with the classics: "Gold" and "Big Heavies." The competition is tight, and we might be heading for a Friday duel if Zac can keep this momentum going.

If you see a picture of Big Cat eating a burger at 7:00 AM on a Tuesday, just know he's chasing greatness.

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More Takes

Open
Aug 31, 2026ยทPicks
#31291
Big CatBig Cat

The Jets and Giants are both going to be frisky, scrappy teams this year

I'm telling you we're gonna get, we're talking about with Pete Briscoe, but I think Jets gonna be frisky. ... Your offensive line's good. ... The giant and Jets are gonna be frisky teams. Your offensive line's good. Right. Offensive line. Good receiver are good.

The 2026 season is just beginning.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31278
Big CatBig Cat

Bill Belichick has his coaching groove back at UNC

Belichick might have his groove back. Because that's a game... they were seven and a half point dogs. He goes to Ireland, wins the first game of the year, year two [at UNC]... he might have [it].

Belichick's performance at UNC throughout the 2026 season will determine if the groove is truly back.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31279
Big CatBig Cat

Pete Crow-Armstrong should win NL MVP

I don't wanna say that the MVP race is over, but it was pretty fucking awesome... Pete Crow-Armstrong hit three home runs and was the absolute best. And I just, he's awesome. He should win MVP.

The 2026 MLB season is still ongoing, and Ohtani remains the betting favorite.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31281
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Bills will win the AFC East easily

The Buffalo Bills are gonna win the division and they're gonna win it easily because of look who's in that division.

Outcome of the 2026 AFC East race is pending.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31282
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

I am not buying the Patriots this season

No, I'm not [buying the Patriots]. When you win a lot of close games and you don't play a real tough schedule and you kind of falter down the stretch, particularly on offense, that's concerning to me.

The 2026 season performance of the Patriots is pending.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31292
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Seahawks are being slept on and will be dominant defensively again

I think Seattle's right there. Again, I think Mike McDonald has the right temperament for the job and I think defensively they're gonna be dominant again. And look you win by knocking the other guy's quarterback down over and over again. And that's what they do.

The 2026 season results are pending.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31284
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Chiefs are being slept on and Andy Reid will be the GOAT

I think people are sleeping on that team too. Andy Reid might end up being the greatest coach of all time when it's all said and done... I think the Chiefs are being slept on, I really do. They're gonna be right there in the mix again.

Chiefs performance in 2026 is pending.
Void
Aug 31, 2026
#31293
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Josh Allen's seat will be hotter than Lamar Jackson's if the Bills fail in the playoffs again

I think probably Buffalo [Josh Allen's seat will be hotter] because look, I think Josh, you know, is a lot of people consider Josh the best player in the league now. And if that's the case, you gotta, you got your guy in as the coach, you gotta go out and put up big numbers and be able to carry that team to a Super Bowl and enough's enough.

This is a subjective assessment of pressure and organizational hot seats.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31294
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Jaguars are better than the Texans and Trevor Lawrence will be in the MVP conversation

[The Texans] are not better than Jacksonville. I mean, that team won 13 games last year and everybody's sitting there saying, oh, they lost this guy and that guy... I think Trevor Lawrence was in the MVP conversation last year, and he's gonna be in that conversation again this year.

The AFC South standings and MVP race for 2026 are pending.
Void
Aug 31, 2026
#31286
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Jalen Hurts is not a great passer

Well, he is not a great passer, so I don't know what you mean... [Hurtz] has been good, he hasn't been great... If you had to ask me [Hurtz vs Lawrence] right now... max was so hot to trot on the thing and he's wrong. He was proven wrong.

Hurts' efficiency as a passer remains a point of high debate in sports media.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31295
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Buccaneers will win the NFC South and scare people in the playoffs

I think Tampa's the team that beat that division and and I think they have a chance to get a little hot in the playoffs and maybe scare some people. ... they're gonna be able to attack the quarterback, which you aren't able to do last year. So I think Tampa Tampa's the team to beat in that division.

NFC South results are pending.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31296
Big CatBig Cat

The Giants will see a big jump and be good under Jim Harbaugh

I think the Giants have a chance of being good... Harbaugh's gonna bring stability. Harbaugh's gonna actually give them... a foundation and an organization and knows how to get guys ready for games. And if [Jaxson Dart] can stay healthy, I think that's a team that you're gonna see a big jump.

The Giants' 2026 season is just beginning.
Open
Aug 31, 2026
#31289
Pete PriscoPete Prisco

Dolphins will finish with under 3.5 wins

Dolphins under 3.5 wins... That's not a good football team though... they're not getting over that. They'll be tanking by the end anyways. Trying to get the better quarterback.

Outcome of the Dolphins 2026 season is pending.

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