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I will have a six-pack by spring break

I'm going to get so locked during football season this year... I'm turning the last 15 years of my life upside down. This is going to be the season. I'm gonna get ripped. We're gonna have a six pack by spring break.

Historical data on PFT's fitness during football season suggests this is unlikely.

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Aug 31, 2026
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The Rams are officially a super team after adding Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett

Are we officially calling them a super team? Yeah. Yeah. Because that means they won't win at all. Super team. But they are a super team. ... Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett. ... this was a team that was a play away from the Super Bowl last year and they just added two of the best.

The 2026 NFL season has not yet concluded.
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Aug 31, 2026
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JJ McCarthy is finished in Minnesota

I've stated multiple times, I don't think JJ McCarthy's done as a player in the NFL. I do think his time in Minnesota feels like it's done because they kept Carson Wentz and [Kyler Murray].

JJ McCarthy remains on the Vikings roster for the 2026 season despite the crowded room.
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Aug 31, 2026·Picks
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The Jets and Giants are both going to be frisky, scrappy teams this year

I'm telling you we're gonna get, we're talking about with Pete Briscoe, but I think Jets gonna be frisky. ... Your offensive line's good. ... The giant and Jets are gonna be frisky teams. Your offensive line's good. Right. Offensive line. Good receiver are good.

The 2026 season is just beginning.

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The Brewers are what baseball fans say they want

The Brewers are everything that I think most people say that they want in a baseball team now. The knock against the direction baseball's been going for the last 10 years is you strike out, you hit home runs. And that's the way that you do it with the Brewers.

This is an evaluative claim about the Brewers' style and what fans want, so it is inherently subjective.
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The Broncos would have won with the quarterbacks reversed

If quarterbacks were reversed tonight, who wins? Broncos. I think Drew Lock on the Broncos would've won tonight.

This is a counterfactual opinion about a completed game and cannot be definitively verified.
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The 24-team playoff is the ongoing Savannah-ification of sports

It's the ongoing Savannah-ification of sports in America. It's a sad day.

This is a broad cultural opinion about sports commercialization and cannot be objectively resolved.