Buying front-row Washington Wizards season tickets is the ultimate midlife crisis purchase.
I think back all the time to like how I felt as a 12-year-old. And I think to myself, what did you want out of life?... I've made, I believe this is the biggest purchase outside of a house and a car. This is the biggest purchase of my life. I'm a Washington Wizard season ticket [holder]. Oh my God. And I'm talking some good seats. I sprung for some very, let's just say that I'm going to be able to have one-on-one conversations with Trae Young... They are directly behind the Wizards bench.
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