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Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect

These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.

Inherently unresolvable and based on a fake quote anyway.

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May 20, 2026
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The Cavaliers-Knicks series is over after Game 1

Series over, you can't lose that game if you're the Cavs. When it went into overtime, we said the Cavs have to win this. This is must win. You can't give this up. All time choke.

Big Cat predicted the series was 'over' for the Cavaliers after they lost Game 1 to the Knicks. The New York Knicks went on to sweep the Cleveland Cavaliers 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals, confirming the Cavaliers' elimination from the playoffs.
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May 20, 2026
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The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals

Memes, Zac, congratulations. Game one. I'm gonna say it. You guys are in the NBA finals. Congrats. I'm not even trolling.

Big Cat predicted the New York Knicks would make it to the 2026 NBA Finals. The Knicks advanced to the 2026 NBA Finals and defeated the San Antonio Spurs 4-1 to win the championship, with the series concluding on June 13, 2026.
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May 20, 2026
#30547
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The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

PFT Commenter predicted the Knicks would sweep the Cavaliers in four games. The New York Knicks defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals, winning Game 4 on May 25, 2026, to complete the sweep and advance to the NBA Finals.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.