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Daniel Jones will be serviceable for the Colts and can win eight games

Daniel Jones, when I say he is gonna be good, I, I would be shocked if he was like a, a pro bowl level quarterback, but I think he could be serviceable... I don't think he's going to be one of the better quarterbacks in the AFC, but I do think he could be good enough to win like eight games.

Daniel Jones does not play for the Colts; this is a satirical scenario within the episode's context.

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Aug 20, 2025
#7391
Big CatBig Cat

Daniel Jones starting for the Colts is a decision made under duress by Shane Steichen

I believe this is a decision made under duress by Shane Steichen. He [is] very much on the Hot Seat. And he basically is in the worst place you wanna be as an organization where it's like, I'm gonna get fired. I gotta find a way to eke out like six or seven wins. Daniel Jones gives you a higher floor.

Anthony Richardson eventually started the season, rendering the take about Jones winning the job under duress incorrect as Jones remained a backup.
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Aug 20, 2025
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The AFC North is officially the 'division of quarterbacks' now that Joe Flacco is back

AFC North quarterbacks: Flacco, [Aaron] Rodgers, Lamar [Jackson], [Joe] Burrow. It's the division of quarterbacks. Listen, two guys have, the two old guys have Super Bowls. The young guys haven't done it.

The AFC North is indeed stacked with high-profile QBs, though Rodgers is in the AFC East. This is a common mix-up in the moment.
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Aug 20, 2025
#25242
Big CatBig Cat

There is a non-zero chance that Matthew Stafford died and has been replaced by a clone

A hashtag started Matthew Stafford died, or Stafford died weeks ago. And people are running with the theory that he's dead. And this is a clone because he finally was at practice on Monday. I'm not saying I don't believe it. There's a 1% chance I believe it.

Matthew Stafford is alive and played the 2024-2025 season.

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The US loss to Turkey in the World Cup group stage means absolutely nothing

The second that we got scored on by Turkey in the last minute, don't really care at all that we lost that game. That game means less than nothing to us. No one's gonna remember what you did in that third game. We already advanced first in our group.

The US advanced as the top seed despite the loss, making the result literally irrelevant to their tournament survival.
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Belgium's national soccer team isn't that good

I don't think that Belgium's that good. I'll say it. Maybe I'm looking past Bosnia and Herzegovina, but in Senegal path, I love it.

Belgium's tournament performance will determine if they are indeed 'not that good.'
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VAR makes soccer a lot worse, especially for offsides calls.

I think that soccer is one sport that we can say the VAR it makes a lot of stuff worse. Yeah, the offsides on the VAR is so much worse.

This is a subjective opinion about the impact of VAR on the enjoyment of soccer.