Coach K yelling at Duke fans is a great example of leadership and loyalty

I think it was a recruiting thing, and I think if you're a prospective player and you see that, you see a coach that fights for his guys, even if they're on the other team, that is a great leader. It was because of loyalty. It's a brotherhood for life, and that's a great example of showing that.

A truly great fullback is one whose name is unpronounceable

That is a mark of a truly great fullback if you can't pronounce his last name. That means he's done just enough. He's adequately polished... not enough to really make me be able to pronounce his name correctly.

The 49ers will win Super Bowl 54 because they have been the best team in the NFL all year wire-to-wire

I actually think the 49ers are going to win this game... I just think that the 49ers have that. They've been the best team all year. I think we forget that they have pretty much wire to wire been the best team all year.

I will never learn my lesson and will continue to believe in the Houston Cougars for the next four years

If you think this is going to deter me from believing in the Houston Cougars for the next four years, you are sadly mistaken. I will never learn my lesson when it comes to this team.

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday because he has enough people sucking his dick

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday by the way. Fuck, fuck that guy. He's got enough people to suck his dick and wish him a happy birthday. Awful announcing quote that. I hope I do it again next year.

Nate Oats would not be a great fit at UNC

I don't think he'd be a great fit there. Would people be talking about Nate Oats as much for this job if he didn't wear those jackets? They feel like Carolina jackets. It feels like he's been accepting people into anticipating him being the next UNC coach for a while.