"I am officially a SpongeBob SquarePants fan because the show is highly allegorical" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 28, 2019·Who's Back

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I am officially a SpongeBob SquarePants fan because the show is highly allegorical

I am definitely a SpongeBob fan. It's very allegorical. ... [The episode with Squidward] was basically like your inner child losing. Everyone should stop being like Squidward and start being more like Patrick Starfish.

Opinion Pop Culture Medium Subjective

The quality of SpongeBob as an allegory is subjective.

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Take Slip·Jan 28, 2019

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PFT Commenter

The Pro Bowl has reached a point where it is more fun to joke about than to actually watch

I think it's reached a point where it stinks so bad that it's more fun to joke about the Pro Bowl.

Opinion Football Mild

The Pro Bowl has since been replaced by the Pro Bowl Games (flag football/skills) due to similar criticisms about the lack of effort in the traditional game.

Loss

Take Slip·Jan 28, 2019

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Big Cat

The NFL must move the Pro Bowl back to Hawaii to make it enjoyable again

They really need to bring the Pro Bowl back to Hawaii. There's just something about it. When you get everyone in, you know, you get the Maui surf and people wearing Hawaiian shirts and everyone getting laid. And it's just something about the Hawaii stadium. It just brings out Pro Bowl fun games.

Opinion Football Medium

The NFL has not moved the Pro Bowl back to Hawaii; instead, they overhauled the format entirely to flag football.

Void

Take Slip·Jan 28, 2019

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PFT Commenter

Taysom Hill should be a permanent Pro Bowl fixture because he plays with maximal effort

They should have sent Taysom Hill to the Pro Bowl because he would have just gone balls out the entire time. There always needs to be like one asshole trying way, way, way too hard.