October is the best sports month of the year

It is my, it's not the best sports month. I think that still is October. It might be second. It's, I think it's the best sports weekend of the year. The first weekend of March Madness.

Conference championship weekend in college basketball is like eating a giant appetizer that makes you too full for the entree

Conference championship weekend. It's, it's like eating a, a giant appetizer where you fill up a little bit too much where the entree comes in. You're like, am I gonna be able to handle this? You take two bites of that entree and you're like, yeah, you know what, I can do it.

Aaron Rodgers is going to be a New York Jet next year

If you're the New York Jets, you're gonna be, you're kind of all in at this point on Aaron Rodgers. That's why you hired Nathaniel Hackett... I do think that Aaron Rodgers is gonna be a Jet next year.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.