"Mel Kiper would be the ultimate road trip partner because he never pulls over to use the bathroom" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 29, 2017·Road Trip Q And A

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Mel Kiper would be the ultimate road trip partner because he never pulls over to use the bathroom

Mel Kiper on a road trip would be the ultimate road dog. Just pumpkin pie and not pissing. Never pulling over.

While Mel Kiper's 'no bathroom break' reputation is well-documented in sports media, his quality as a road trip partner remains a matter of opinion.

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Win

Take Slip·Nov 29, 2017

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PFT Commenter

Ben McAdoo benching Eli Manning for Geno Smith is performance art

If you have fucked up your job so badly that Geno Smith is the answer to whatever your problem is... that is performance art. It is hilarious to me. So Ben McAdoo, I know you probably didn't mean to screw up this badly, but thank you for doing it.

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The move was widely panned and both Ben McAdoo and GM Jerry Reese were fired just days later, confirming the 'performance art' level of failure.

Void

Take Slip·Nov 29, 2017

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Pittsburgh might be the Garden of Eden

I've said it before about Pittsburgh, three rivers meeting, the Garden of Eden in the Bible. It was at the connection of three rivers. Pittsburgh might be the Garden of Eden.

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The location of the biblical Garden of Eden is a matter of myth and theological debate, though it is widely accepted to not be in Western Pennsylvania.

Loss

Take Slip·Nov 29, 2017

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Eli Manning will go to Denver and win a Super Bowl

Here's my prediction. You ready for this? A Manning family tradition. Goes to Denver. Wins the Super Bowl.