"Snakes, lizards, and ferrets are 'pre-crime' animals that shouldn't be trusted" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jul 30, 2018

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Snakes, lizards, and ferrets are 'pre-crime' animals that shouldn't be trusted

As if we needed another animal to not trust. Yeah, the pre-crime animals. Ferrets and snakes and all that bullshit. A lizard usually, yeah.

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A humorous subjective classification of animals.

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Checking the actual source of a quote instead of just reading a Twitter headline is the next level of sports journalism

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